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Kelly Mallard

@oort-port.bsky.social

Living in the 21st Century surrounded by Flat Earthers.

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Historic heat in an already hot area. Ouch.

10.08.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Tis the season for this to happen IRL.

10.08.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe some magic mushrooms could help me hallucinate a normal world.

09.08.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And to square the circle with some neo-fascist kakistocracy, there is this -
bsky.app/profile/weat...

08.08.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's going to be close. Are you sure 8-ball is sober?

08.08.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Energy chief suggests Trump administration is altering previously published climate reports | CNN Wright said the Trump administration is updating the National Climate Assessments that have been previously published, which the administration recently removed from government websites.

This would mark an extraordinary, unprecedented, and alarming level of interference in what has historically been a fair and systematic process. The previous NCAs were authored by hundreds of scientists who were leading domain experts in their fields. www.cnn.com/2025/08/...

07.08.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 239    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 17

The energy transition will be a hot topic at COP30... but Brazil just hired Edelman, a PR firm that works for fossil fuel giant Shell, to hone its media strategy. The same executive overseeing Edelman’s work with Shell in Brazil will now help craft the summit’s messages. buff.ly/sDCvVr3

08.08.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Sweet Sixteen of climate doomerism.

08.08.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said
fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Join Ice and
walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

08.08.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss the days when the visibility would sometimes show 50 miles.

07.08.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Climate change induced fires, floods, and heatwaves brought to you by your favorite fossil fuel company.

07.08.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Ouch!

07.08.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm tripping too, but maybe it will stop when I get back in the world.

07.08.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Researchers Are Resurrecting Billion-Dollar Disaster Tool Trump Killed Nonprofit Climate Central has hired the scientist behind a key database of costly weather disasters to rebuild it.

Scoop: The U.S. billion-dollar disaster database is set to return this fall over at @climatecentral.org. They've hired the former NOAA scientist who ran the project for 10+ years www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

05.08.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 200    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10
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CNBC Anchor Laughs in Trump’s Face Over β€˜Rigged’ Election Claim β€” Drops Fact-Check Live During Interview CNBC anchor Joe Kernen laughed in Trump's face when Trump ranted about a "rigged" election and fired off a devastating fact-check in between chuckles.

To counteract your moment of doom today, a temporary 'moment of joy'.

Way to go, Joe.
www.mediaite.com/media/tv/cnb...

06.08.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The bad news is that CO2 needs to be falling at a record rate and setting a new record every month.

06.08.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, they got off to a good start, but they need to kick it up a notch now.

06.08.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent! But DOGO is still in charge.

05.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The governor of the country's second-largest province threatened Monday to deploy regime forces to arrest the entire opposition if they blocked his party's efforts to rig elections to permanently consolidate power.

04.08.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's new animation shows yearly changes in average sea surface temperature anomalies from 1982 (start of dataset) through last year. Note the large variability, long-term warming trends, and contrasts between different coastal regions.

U.S. climate indicators: zacklabe.com/united-state... 🌊

01.08.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6
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Cartoon by @christopherweyant1.bsky.social.

02.08.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2519    πŸ” 868    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 44
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South Park Isn't the Only Outfit Sticking it to Trump; Samuel L. Jackson Dings the Wind Power Hater-in-Chief President Trump may have ended the development of offshore wind power in the United States last week (see Canary Media’s running coverage), but the international wind-energy industry doesn’t seem faze...

South Park Isn't the Only Outfit Sticking it to Trump; Samuel L. Jackson Dings the Wind Power Hater-in-Chief
open.substack.com/pub/revkin/p...

02.08.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Linus: I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

Linus: I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

02.08.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 450    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
Thousands line Amsterdam's historic canals for colourful Canal Parade
YouTube video by Associated Press Thousands line Amsterdam's historic canals for colourful Canal Parade

Chattahoochee raft race in the 21st Century -

youtu.be/nlQK-d76C4I?...

02.08.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the human animals are suffering.

02.08.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nordic countries hit by β€˜truly unprecedented’ heatwave Scientists record longest streak of temperatures higher than 30C in region in records going back to 1961

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

02.08.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On Wednesday, an ice rink in northern Finland opened its doors to people seeking refuge from the heat after they overfilled the local hospital’s emergency room, according to Finnish media. On Thursday, herders warned that their reindeer were on the verge of dying in the heat.

02.08.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜A Serious Misuse of My Research’: Climate Scientists Say New Trump Energy Report Botches Their Work β€œOur work has no relevance,” an astrobiologist whose research was cited in the administration’s climate change report said.

🚨 At least 10 scientists, all cited in the Trump admin's new climate change report, told me that the report completely mischaracterizes their research.

I also found five citations with significant errors, and a paragraph missing an important citation.

30.07.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8

That sounds like Trump's Gold Standard to me. It's certainly the stand he uses.

31.07.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll take the fake odds. Mother Nature is genuinely pissed this year.

30.07.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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