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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Surprisingly not an @assbott.bsky.social post

DANIEL MURPHY SUCK MY DICK

You're laughing? We'll be cleaning up Solar Spills for decades, light will be coming out of peoples kitchen faucets. Baby ducks will be covered in sunshine...

"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"

@awetpotato.bsky.social does this make sense to you

Blazers' Billups pleads not guilty in poker case

he's bluffing

Probably more likely that you just tried to forget tbh

Going to be a very bad look if he played an extended amount of time yesterday after getting bonked

Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot

Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot https://theonion.com/coast-guard-backtracks-on-plan-to-reclassify-swastikas-as-mascot/

11th for whatever reason

So close

kristi noem has shot doge

Good on your dad to use sick leave when his appendix ruptured!

Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??

If there's one thing presidents have agreed upon, regardless of party, is that they like sending missiles

Emanuel Wilson just broke your tackle, but with laser eyes

@spectramtg.net some laser eyes content for you

So don't be afraid to use your own sick time when you need it

As I'm sure you gathered from your dad, the postal service has a pretty good allotment of sick time. But the only time my dad ever used his was when he was sick of work lol

Saying this but to a computer

genuinely would love to know what linda mcmahon, whose children and grandchildren both attended/attend expensive connecticut private schools, knows public ed in 2025 outside of what her fellow clown car occupants tell her to think

A meme saying that "lgbt" stands for "Luigi got big titties"

Do an episode on this next?

“come pay $20 for microwaved food” no thanks I'm good on this web site now

You guys will be in my thoughts

Idiocracy hasn’t been a documentary ever, but it is becoming a more utopian vision of the future with each passing year

Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination

The Economist now Why governments should stop raising the minimum wage

The Economist @TheEconomist Vladimir Lenin died #OnThisDay 1924. He dismissed our newspaper as "a journal which speaks for British millionaires" econ.st/2mMWyu2 "One cannot live in society and be free from society."

do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge

Is that good?