Up and Adam

Described in skeet

Described in skeet

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

The plot of the next Simpsons movie should be the kids at Springfield Elementary digging up a time capsule that was buried 40 years ago and realizing they're the same children who buried it because their world hasn't aged in 4 decades.

a photo of cal wearing gym shorts from this angle should come with an explicit content warning bsky.app/profile/13th...

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

A screenshot of the "downdetector" website showing 94 reported outages of the "Shopify" website right now. That's a lot.

This is fine

Do you think Amicus wears boxers or briefs?

i see it whenever your CEO posts some passive aggressive garbage, or when your code person pretends that people that don’t like AI are the real bigots. i suggest you start there

Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as “insurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.

ANDREW VAUGHN, OF ALL PEOPLE

199 years after the last one, way to string along your fanbase, Ms. Shelley

And y’all say GRRM has been taking too long smh

Still Life with Dead Birds (and a Basket of Oysters), by Germain Ribot, 1860-80

We should have required alt text for posts that don't have images but DO have vague, extremely dramatic posts about an ongoing sporting event. when you post "its over its all over" i need to be able to click a little button and see that you're talking about a quarterback named Mac Whimple

At my old law firm we used to joke about so-and-so being a "Third Amendment specialist" because it was so incredibly funny to imagine a Third Amendment case ever happening. Kristi Noem is a second away from telling everyone to hold her beer. bsky.app/profile/port...

@trekfan4387.bsky.social this is crazy

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

wizard frog is insane

@JonHeyman X.com Rogers Centre is beautiful. A belated congrats for all the improvements (I hadn't been here since Joe Carter). Also: It's the one stadium with good food in the press room ROGERS CENTRE

Baseball reporter hasn’t been to Toronto in 32 years

Big same

ngl, as old as i am, i totally forgot about this lol

I'm not a fan of these new Taylor Swift lyrics.

Spencer Torkelson, Kerry Carpenter, RILEY GREENE???? none of these names are in the Bible

Leviathan @l3vlat4an X.com Greta Thunberg donned a keffiyeh with an "AUTISM" T-shirt that included an image of a skeleton dual wielding automatic rifles before she left on her flotilla. What do you think she was trying to convey with this t-shirt? AUTISM

That she's cool as fuck?

Hell yeah

This story about the FBI director handing out challenge coins that celebrate vigilante violence came out the same week that he fired an agent for having a small rainbow flag on his desk.

I seem to recall a run of shirts from a previous time the Yanks and Blue Jays met in the playoffs with "A BJ is better than a Yank" on them

feeling briefly sorry for Mark Sanchez and then getting extremely angry at him is what being a Jets fan felt like while he was their quarterback

Mark Sanchez having people pray for him and having people roast him in the same day feels quintessentially Mark Sanchez.

gotta hand it to him: getting stabbed by an Uber Eats driver he assaulted was probably the only way he was ever gonna get "the butt fumble" to not be the first thing people think about when they hear his name

IMPD announced that Sanchez has been arrested for his role in the incident. He was arrested at the hospital for battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication, which are all misdemeanors. Sanchez remains in the hospital and has not been booked into the Adult Detention Center, according to IMPD. Police sources and court records indicate the victim is 69 years old.

FOX 59 in Indianapolis is reporting that the guy who stabbed Mark Sanchez in self defense is 69 YEARS OLD.