@probablyinbed.bsky.social
8 years. We met when we were both in our 30s. Calm your tits.
09.02.2026 12:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Im really glad your old balls arenβt wrinkled.
09.02.2026 02:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The only time I am reminded of our age gap is when you tell stories like this. You old ass bish
09.02.2026 02:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0This is the least sexiest thing youβve ever done.
Vageen just dried up worse than the Sahara. Congratulations.
Frankie girl came to snuggle on my day off.
06.02.2026 16:22 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0He got really upset there is No Hardcore Dancing in the Living Room
06.02.2026 15:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly
06.02.2026 03:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just wanna smooch while we have fire poops. Is that too much to ask?
06.02.2026 02:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was hoping someone would post this. This is the dream!!
06.02.2026 02:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Really wish we had two toilets so we could explosively diarrhea together.
06.02.2026 02:41 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0
05.02.2026 19:31 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
@williamzabka424.bsky.social came home on his lunch break just to give me kisses and this extremely perfect keychain. Not sure what I did to deserve someone who lives his life to make me happy, but I am eternally grateful. I get to laugh with my best friend forever.
05.02.2026 17:17 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1
05.02.2026 13:48 β π 1652 π 375 π¬ 6 π 15
@williamzabka424.bsky.social
05.02.2026 15:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0She knows how to get us.
02.02.2026 02:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It is a PROCESS!! Thanks π
01.02.2026 02:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In honor of the month of Ashley starting:
01.02.2026 02:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Stacy is a legend.
01.02.2026 00:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Francesca is a jealous lady if she doesnβt get her pets.
30.01.2026 00:38 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Thanks beauty!!!
29.01.2026 19:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Having a teenage daughter means getting roasted for years for having a side part because βthatβs an old people thing.β Went full middle part in my hair appointment today, as I am easily persuaded.
29.01.2026 19:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
When your husband tracks your period because you are super forgetful, and you sync up with your bestie:
29.01.2026 04:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Never. I will always just be proud and thankful. I love you.
28.01.2026 01:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Forever π
27.01.2026 12:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is the please donβt go to work snuggle. She sits on my spot in the bed and gets the sads to make you feel guilty.
27.01.2026 12:07 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0The parking lot attendant is most likely far more boring than I am, and way less funny.
27.01.2026 01:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BovinOWNED.
Proud of you, Minneapolis!
Lolzzzzz
27.01.2026 01:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0More in love with you every day, baby!
26.01.2026 19:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.
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