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Despicable, and not in the least bit surprising.

16.06.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*cough* Rafael. Rafael Cruz.

09.05.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Temu Goebbels. And when toddlers get quiet, they’re usually setting something on fire.

12.03.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Y’all laughed when I put all my money into cats.

11.03.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finding my fingertip in your pad kee mao is like finding the baby in a king cake. Enjoy your year of prosperity!

09.02.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Howdy

14.01.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you use one of those sheets that makes the screen feel like paper?

28.11.2024 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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fog machine: check

24.11.2024 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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maybe don’t buy us any books for awhile

19.11.2024 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: decluttering is good for the mind and soul.
Also me: the cats need a bed shaped like Baby Yoda.

13.11.2024 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Standing in the corner with my glass of wine, pretending to understand art.

13.11.2024 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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