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The Weirdest Phone Call I Ever Received at a Job, or Anywhere Most of my memories make me cringe, but this made me laugh.

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Since they wear masks and show no ID, anyone could pretend to be ICE, so we must make certain their agency has not been infiltrated! The only sure fire way to achieve this is to report gangs of violent illegal immigrants *posing as ICE units* so that ICE will investigate anyone who looks like ICE.

I'm old enough to remember when the 'olden days' were a genuinely long time ago. "In distant days of yore, when nary an LLM chatbot did plagiarize, nor any robo-taxis roamed the land, I gazed up at starry skies, and shuffled ipod songs by hand."

I order you [pancakes] to get in my belly

A Tale of Two Airports

UPDATE: Your prayers worked and I landed safely! (Nearly everyone else on the plane was killed by snakes that somehow escaped from the cargo hold, so a few of you might need to recalibrate your prayer approach, but I thank you all nonetheless.)

i’m flying to florida tonight (pray for me)

Is there an enraged vomiting emoji? None of these puke emojis seem nearly angry enough.

I’d settle for widespread access to affordable necessities and survivable wages.

If I were a hapless non-nazi who somehow bought a cybertruck for, say, sci-fi nerd reasons, back before we all knew what Elon was really about, I’d drive it to the middle of Times Sq. and charge tourists $1 per hit with a sledgehammer to make my money back (heck I’d come out ahead!) and spread joy.

Well shit…

Maybe RFK Jr. has a plan to keep our drinking water clean using magic!

Any NRA, 2nd amendment purist, gun-rights advocates out there are gonna have to get new talking points because they no longer seem interested in standing up to tyranny.

That that unholy abomination (I assume) is the only “egg” product available does make the emptiness of the rest of the case far worse. Like, “Sure, there’s no flour, but might we interest you in some bread made of sawdust and lies?”

Under Biden: Eggs don’t come cheap
Under Trump: Eggs don’t exist