Wes! 🔜 Wet Oso ‘25

Yeah I'm ready to make the jump that they're anti abortion because they want the dating pool to refresh quicker.

Fucking pedophile ass behavior, that man should be behind bars not representing people.

(additionally, do not take this as endorsement, I've never used them and have no opinion, they've just earwormed their ad into my brain. I don't think anyone would take this as such, but I have to voice the bonus thoughts because my brain is like that.)

2 men recreating lady and the tramp noodle scene

Romance is alive

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Immediately reminded me of this

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Like I hope that marketing person got their coin because that's been stuck in my head for like 20 years it feels like

Me, sitting at home on my computer:
Silence:
Additional silence:
My brain: " 800 - 588 - 2300 EMPIRE today"

😊

I SAID no paparazzi! 😾

(She's more upset I'm using my free hand to phone instead of pet 💀)

A selfie of me trying to work but our fur daughter Freya has demanded I pick her up and cradle her like a baby

I need a HR department at home because there’s nobody I can complain to that my coworker cries and screams until I manhandle her

Legitimately I’m cheap about so many things but I’ve bullied my husband so much about not applying that to our travel hotels just because the difference is night and day.

There are things I’ll be uncomfortable about but a bed ain’t it.

But if they banned DEI how will the plane get off the ground 😓

Maybe it's like a vampire situation and they retract 🧛

Vampire lion coming to SyFy this fall

Sorry that’s my OMB (orange man bad) post of the day, back to looking at the fat cocks.

Trump orders nuclear submarines moved after Russian 'provocative statements' U.S. President Donald Trump on Friday said he had ordered two nuclear submarines to be positioned in "the appropriate regions" in response to statements from former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev.

I’ll admit, nuclear winter because orange man didn’t want to talk about a pedophile wasn’t on my bingo card but man is it on brand.

www.reuters.com/world/trump-...

A tumblr screenshot of an item labeled “piece of media explicitly against hate” being viewed by a poorly drawn person who appears to be salivating at it labeled “big fan of said media” with an arrow pointing to them with the text “the most hateful person you’ve ever met”

MANY SUCH CASES

The magic card ponder which features a hand reaching for an orb

I’ve seen it with the balls edit so many times I was shocked to see the original 😂

If there's one thing I miss from shitter it's the ultra specific reply guy accounts - like not the generic hate shit spam bot accounts like so specific they picked the hill to die on, weapon, cause of death, and funeral attire to buried in level of focus.

Old "pull the trigger piglet" meme

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August.

Like it’s already bad but what the hell

But don’t worry, he just pushed it into a lake 

I’m not as big a fan of pumping, I’ve done it some but the feel isn’t something I enjoy on myself for either the air or water pumps.

It’s another thing I enjoy the aesthetics of but less so the practice 😅

I haven’t tried the mints but I do have prescriptions for the pills which are great when I need them but sometimes the side effects are a little much to commit to (slidenafil in general makes me run like a furnace for a few hours)

Me lifting the other arm, this time my tank top is raised showing my belly off a bit too

Don’t forget the other one 😘

(With a little tummy bonus to remind y’all the ozempic hasn’t bear deathed me yet😂)

A selfie where I’ve got one arm raised and my nipple pulled through the arm of my tank top

I’ve seen so much pit and tit today I’m feeling like sharing some of my own she’s a lil sweaty I fear 🥵

For sure, I’ve had some luck with rubber ones but I feel the ones that have been helpful when the SSRIs are kicking my ass also are so tight it’s probably too tight.

The things we do for being sexually active gay men 😂

Any advice on how to get the best measurement? I’ve got like an approximation, but I’ve never really gotten “scientific” with it. I generally don’t buy my lewd stuff in person so I’ve never really discussed it with anyone 😅

Woof!

Yeah I love the look (obvi 🥵) but I’ve always been hesitant for metal just for that reason (I’ve got friends in healthcare and I’ve heard stories of guys getting stuck)

So do we actually like cock rings or are we just suffering from the death grip syndrome, because ISTG I like the look but I haven't ever found one that fits in any kind of comfortable way - they're either too loose, too tight, or if adjustable some kind of pubic hair based torture device 💀

Talk about “raising” the dead