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John Wick's Carpenter

John Wick's Carpenter

YouTube video by funkyboymark STEREO VIDEO RE-EDIT of London 1968 Clip ~ CINDERELLA ROCKEFELLA by ESTHER & ABI OFARIM ~

Yer midnight lullaby. Posted by someone who has fucked in the National Gallery's second floor loo.

"I love your face."
"In the right place."

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Found the original anecdote from 'The Irregulars' by Jennet Conant. Dahl telling the British Ambassador that Clare Boothe Luce had fucked him out and the response was "Well, that's the things you do for England."

And we’re not doing too well either in the long running war against insurgent magpies.

Thompson and Thomson deducing that Tintin has an identical twin sister.

Yes, we're being kept in the dark here.

Proud to say I introduced 'Blue Monday' to the DJs at the Golden Dragon, Lucky Eddies and Rockerfellas in early 80s Suva.

And bourbon and coke served in jugs.

Based on my upbringing in a merry developing ex-Empire colony, I reckon the band's playlist would be Earth, Wind and Fire, Jim Reeves, some bouncy local ditties and a fuckpot of Marley and Wonder.

I'll believe it when you post a profile of Beauchamps Henghist Pride III.

Marienbad Now.

Bone bootyhouse.

Still have a copy of the order warning us away from one altar in particular. Signed by one M. R. James.

Used to, then access was denied for "national security" reasons. Hah!

Yer right. The person who wrote that alt text has been thrown to the rats.

Fire away!

Well, maybe not a cask of Amontillado.

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

Dahl complained to one of his handlers at the British Embassy that one high-placed wife was particularly demanding and he was literally told to lie back and think of England.

Cunk poetry :)

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The Rhesus Chart by @cstross.bsky.social goes down this avenue in some interesting ways. Some great wrinkles on standard vampire lore.

It's gonna hafta involve extraterrestrial contact, cringe sex and a lot of coke and mentos.

The 1906 British film THE ? MOTORIST is a charming example of the innocence of early cinema. A motoring couple run down a traffic cop in their automobile, crushing him under the wheels, and then escape into space, racing around Saturn's rings.

Sounds like a slippery customer.

OnyaBike?

The Mardukwear Guy should do a post on this.

New York *Security cameras* Tokyo *Security cameras* Istanbul *Security cat*

"Dear Penthouse Forum, as a straight man I never thought this would happen to me..."

Looking forward to an electrifying experience.