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probably a function of hedgies taking over funeral directors, but there are a lot of cheap and cheerful cremation direct ads on cable right now.

30.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

reminds me of the time i had a go at sniffing evo-stik when i was young and foolish.

29.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

something genuinely bizarre about Starmer tweeting 'I get it' over a comment box full of Musk-poisoned lunatics eagerly discussing the manner in which he should be publicly executed.

28.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

something genuinely bizarre about Starmer tweeting 'I get it' over a comment box full of Musk-poisoned lunatics eagerly discussing the manner in which he should be publicly executed.

28.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you want to get a cool tattoo of a WWII armoured division that didn’t suck I have some suggestions

26.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

my word, the Charles Taylor vote

26.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I present you with Mascot Minute Silence, a good bit of the bad place x.com/MascotSilence

26.10.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is such a British class discourse he's explaining. The working class is white and male, because that's the way it was here in most of the labour movement. OTOH, we have had Labour governments so we're not flailing around after guys with Nazi tattoos.

25.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

early stages of people's militia formation.

25.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Netizen Voices: β€œStop Complaining, Hu Xijin. You Played a Part in This.” Two posts from nationalist pundit and former Global Times Editor-in-Chief Hu Xijin criticizing what he describes as a β€œcollective silence” on Chinese social media have sparked intense discussion on Ch...

Netizen Voices: β€œStop Complaining, Hu Xijin. You Played a Part in This.”
"Hu asking why everyone's so quiet is like the head palace eunuch asking a junior eunuch, 'Hey, how come your equipment is only good for taking a leak?'"
chinadigitaltimes.net/2025/10/neti...

24.10.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In China’s β€˜Land of Wilderness,’ a Human Centipede Proves Too Wild The artwork, along with several others, had been part of a popular art park in the scenic town of Lijiang, Yunnan province, but drew controversy in the past week.

'A humanoid centipede sculpture has been removed from a scenic park in Lijiang, a town in China’s southwestern Yunnan province, along with a statue of a three-headed girl' www.sixthtone.com/news/1017733

24.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sign:
BRING BACK BREHON LAW
CONCHAIR O CHOIMBAIR
FINALLY, A DRUID PRESIDENT FOR IRELAND

Sign: BRING BACK BREHON LAW CONCHAIR O CHOIMBAIR FINALLY, A DRUID PRESIDENT FOR IRELAND

america is cooked, time to focus on a country that actually has a chance to get back on the right track: druidry

www.reddit.com/r/ireland/co...

22.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Platner's obviously a wrong un but the, uh, diplomatic approach people seem to have to volunteers for Ukraine covered in nazi tattoos and sporting SS unit flashes probably helped normalise this kind of thing.

22.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"They're coming here in BOATS! SMALL Boats! TINY LITTLE BOATS! The GANGS are putting them on BOATS!" If you went on like this to a doctor you'd get sectioned.

22.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you can always tell its him by the snide little zinger at the end of the quote

21.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

armchair crime conoisseur here: elegant piece but i wonder if it was more a caper than a heist.

21.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

996 Culture. New Chinese import just dropped.

21.10.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

there's something specifically repulsive about the blankness of this. I don't think they're agonising over a response. It's obviously cowardice in the wider, structural sense, but it's basically ghosting. They just don't think it's worth a comment.

20.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my original take on Starmerism was that it would follow Deng Xiaoping's dictum: guard against the right and oppose the left. Not seeing much guarding, are we?

20.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so glad I got that 'smart flush' toilet. Now to take a nice relaxing dump and catch up with the latest news from the internet of things.

20.10.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fun factoid: Hapoel Tel Aviv is the only team I can think of with a hammer and sickle on its club crest.

19.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Israel's Maccabi teams originate in Revisionist sports clubs. Hapoel teams are traditionally the clubs of Labour Zionism. Ben Gvir's club is, I believe, Beitar Jerusalem, the Kahanist/settler team. The parapolitical aspect to Israeli football adds a lot of venom to local football ultra culture.

19.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, right.

19.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh god the Dutch are going to invade again

18.10.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is now going to be repeated again and again because most major European cities have sizeable Muslim populations, and the arrival of a bunch of fascist thugs looking to boot heads in - many of whom were on the ground serving in the Gaza genocide - is going to be awkward more or less everywhere.

18.10.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the overclass consensus is to support the interests of foreign football hooligans against the efforts of law enforcement to protect the British public. WTAF is going on?

17.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

still trying to grapple with a huge chunk of the political establishment including the heads of every major party not headed by a Jewish person along with whole schools of their media pilot fish trying to foster serious civil disorder in a major British city against the will of the cops.

17.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

extremist minority living parallel lives discovered in SW1

17.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seen this from the other side too. Stoke town centre boarded up when Man U came down in their relegation year. Manchester city centre stinking of piss after a visit from Rangers. This territory marking aspect isn't much commented on, but it's always there.

17.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to a lot of away games in the early 80's. The matches were often a let down - i mean, i was following Stoke - but there'd be a couple of thousand of you walking down the street surrounded by cops *and literally everyone you saw was openly scared.* And my sorry 16 year old self just loved it.

17.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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