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Somewhere in ruralish NC #RaiseUp // #ForTheCrown // #GoPats Enterprise engineer / consultant for your least favorite tech conglomerate. Opinions my own, memes probably stolen. Passion for: SQL Server, Azure, intersection of the two

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Latest posts by jasonplante.com on Bluesky

Same as it ever was

23.11.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would settle for a GoPro stuck on one of their hats

22.11.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I felt like they’ve had media training, heck - decked out in Canes gear? I bet they’re cooking something

22.11.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did not have Jordo scoring in < :20 on my bingo card but hey, I’ll take it

#LetsGoCanes

22.11.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once you go suite, it’s hard to go back

16.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THE PP-ING CONTINUES UNTIL THE SCORING IMPROVES

or something idk

12.11.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man this is gonna be a messy night

#LetsGoCanes

12.11.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember the Netscape loading animation in the browser. The star soaring over the N.

Simpler times

11.11.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Barrel roll?

31.10.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How about a buyout to retire early

29.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

May need y’all on D at this rate

29.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blake tripped himself, obviously

29.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Michigan and that’s a Svech hat trick imo. #LetsGoCanes

28.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nature is healing

28.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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three men in suits and ties are standing in a field playing a game of soccer ALT: three men in suits and ties are standing in a field playing a game of soccer
28.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Am a fan of the giant printer just parked between Hannah and Shane, no explanation given #LetsGoCanes

28.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m certainly spooped

26.10.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty stoked that we’re coming off a road trip like this with only one loss so far. I will just pretend like there’s not a mountain of injuries just off screen. #LetsGoCanes

25.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tailgaters, probably

24.10.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even more so on a goalie

21.10.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely get the frustrated dad-coaching-kids-hockey-team-who-can’t-figure-it-out vibe during power plays.

11.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As I understand Nikishin put in time working on his English over the break. Dude looks solid

09.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Nikishin guy seems like he's pretty good

#RaiseUp #LetsGoCanes

09.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, @jay.bsky.team my name is Alex Goldman and I'm a journalist. I host a podcast called @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and I'd love to talk to you about Bluesky if you'd be willing to talk.

09.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

All I can think of is: "we have svechnikov at home"

Home: "svechkov"

#RaiseUp

04.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and says stop it ALT: michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and says stop it

Me, watching from home:

25.09.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe if we start negging the PP now, it’ll be better down the stretch

23.09.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So what’s our tag this season?

#RaiseUp?

22.09.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I get it.

Tried every variation of BOOM and this was the closest I could land, so went with it.

It is what it is πŸ˜…

05.09.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Plate just came in. Boom was already taken, it'll do.

#RaiseUp

04.09.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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