derek 🔒

Cows are better at breast milk than human women. It makes one wonder what else they. can do....

we're always coming back

blake also did the art. it is beautiful and rich with meaning

new episode of the podcast I do with geniuses

this one's guest is blake andrews of "horse race tests"

patreon.com/chamberofreason it's fucking free

(laughs) I do remember, yes!

Just learned from the news that a person was intentionally harmed the other day. As the sun warms me on this peaceful afternoon my thoughts are with victims everywhere.

One day we will eliminate violence.

the podcast I do with matthew goldin and pierce campion is up today. it's available at patreon.com/chamberofreason

of course we talk about the charlie kirk event.

but we also discuss other things. south park. dragon ball z. mega man. the clanker slur. blondes. it's a wide ranging discussion.

Just thought of a username so vivid and exciting that anyone who uses it is sure to enjoy viral success. As the name flashed in my mind's eye I became dizzy and vomited onto the carpet.

Here it is, the best username ever created:

Mr Weird Ass Mutha Fucka

New video from me.

there's probably five or six medium articles being written about Nigel thistledown right now. guy's an abuser

that's a good one

Yes

check out the podcast I do with my friends

thomas white from pendejo time on the new one. check it out

www.patreon.com/chamberofrea...

Doing A Lot Better These Days Thanks Man

Me doctor perscribed veeagra for me wank sessions.

Sat down and wrote another movie review. Check out my thoughts below and follow if you're a fan of film.

Absolutely. But most types would beat grass cop as they are a peaceful people, friends to flowers and small critters

"I'm dying" my best friend cried.

"I know," I said, already savoring the giant pile of cash I would make from writing about this experience. I knew that next summer would be spent taking new friends out for joyrides on my boat.

But at the moment I am simply holding a boney little hand. Yuck!

There could be a steel cop or clear plastic cop, if we expand to textures

My cop idea

This is what I say to turds

My low polygon airbnb's couch has too many pillows

Pipe down whomcel

Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them

Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable

he probably could've just rereleased no distance left to run

the combo of mid tracks i'd skip and songs that are too intense atm means it's an album i don't listen to. but i remember it as being good

last blur album is uneven but the ones that hit are really heavy. still weird he left the best song for the deluxe edition. the swan

crashing out is great but I hate when my zoomer posse starts shouting "Unc's crashing out!"

it's been 10 years but the onion sort of owes dril anyway since they ripped off his voice for a bunch of clickhole articles

and, of course, it would be an honor to work with them !