Tommy Tomlinson

I figured out how to fix the fumble through the end zone rule:
—If it’s a normal fumble the offense gets the ball at the 5
—If you fumble because you celebrated too early, the other team gets a touchdown

Thousands of Americans just found out why you NEVER pick Arizona in a survivor pool

Yes! I knew there was one that reminded me of today and that’s the one

We’ll always have the Rico Dowdle Game

The Panthers have decided to be wildly entertaining

Halftime countdown clock

Just noticed this: the ESPN gamecast now has a halftime countdown clock

All the Progressive “backup” commercials are good, but the Teddy Bridgewater one is fantastic

Xavier Legette made a fantastic catch for a TD, I now believe anything is possible

I have rooted for Bryce Young since day one. He seems like a good human being. But I think I’ve finally seen enough.

James Franklin got outcoached by a 12-year-old

Arch Manning: huge arm, good runner, iffy accuracy, baffling decisions. He’s basically Anthony Richardson.

Texas punted from the Florida 40, somewhere Spurrier is cackling

Vandy just shovel-passing Bama to death

Wondering how many people predicted Texas v. Penn State for the title

Oregon really getting downgraded here

The last Vanderbilt team I rooted for this hard featured Barry Goheen

Was trying to decide whether Clemson losing or UNC losing would be funnier.
THIS is funnier.

10-3 marks the anniversary of the recording session for Chronic Town at Mitch Easter’s Drive-In Studio in Winston-Salem. Tracks recorded “1,000,000,” “Ages Of You,” “Gardening At Night,” “Carnival Of Sorts (Box Cars),” “Stumble,” “Shaking Through,” “White Tornado,””9-9” (attempted but abandoned).

Not many things better in sports than crowd shots of disappointed Yankees fans

I was trying to figure out what they reminded me of and this is exactly right

Idiot from Brunswick here, also lived in Jax, felt right at home

IMO Jacksonville is obviously South Georgia, I think the line starts at the Buc-ee’s at the Daytona exit on I-95

On one condition: He does a live call-in show the day after every controversial vote

My favorite two words in the English language: “transcript below”

To Get People Off the Street, He Pays for a One-Way Ticket Home

“Wonderful. And then what?”

“Sunday night games go into OT way more than day games” is spiritually true, don’t look it up

Pickens > Parsons

The Chiefs are back, all it took was facing the …(checks notes) … Ravens defense

Zane Smith just did the Ross Chastain move, but unintentionally and sideways

Mets were 5-8 against the Braves this year, the Curse of Chipper continues