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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift

@sgtopie.bsky.social

Midnight patrol supervisor in a small town. USAF vet. Former K9 handler. Shelter dog adopter. Craft beer nerd. Orioles and Ravens fan. Everton fan. Gen X music (79-89) is undefeated. Painter of miniature plastic doodads.

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I found this thing online like ten years ago and never saw it again. It goes so hard. And it’s LOUD.

01.11.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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US nuclear airmen plead guilty to false statements in shooting that suspended Sig Sauer M18 use Two airmen at a Wyoming U.S. Air Force base have pleaded guilty to making false statements about the deadly shooting of another airman.

Two airmen at a Wyoming U.S. Air Force base have pleaded guilty to making false statements about the deadly shooting of another airman.

01.11.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aren’t they the same company who made the Gilbert Home Science Kit with actual uranium in it?

01.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You misremember. It says β€œPioneer toys.”
These are what kids would take with them on the Oregon Trail.

01.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

music.apple.com/us/album/if-...

01.11.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh my God.
πŸ’€

01.11.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 907    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 13
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a blurred image of a picnic area with tables and trucks ALT: a blurred image of a picnic area with tables and trucks

If you want straight, possessed vehicles, there’s no substitute for MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.

01.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of men sit in front of a wall that says " got some soup there " ALT: a group of men sit in front of a wall that says " got some soup there "

Might as well give out ladles of chicken soup!

01.11.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It taught me at an early age the value of a penny…

01.11.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re about to be in the LIMELIGHT 😎

01.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is asking " what kind of monster are you " ALT: a man with a beard is asking " what kind of monster are you "

I was PISSED if I got POPCORN. It happened. TOO OFTEN.
POPCORN!!! Who in the world!?!

01.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Halloween by Graveyard Club on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2022 Β· Duration 3:53

Time to make the donuts (SPOOKY SEASON edition)! 🎧 music.apple.com/us/album/hal...

31.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SWEET MERCIFUL LORD

31.10.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We locked up Spider-Man AND Evel Knievel one year.

31.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Birthday Johnny Marr!

album.ink/JMarrHBD

31.10.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a Friday night AND Halloween tonight?
It’ll be interesting. πŸ˜‚

31.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. Now I’m regretting already housing two of the three bags of candy I bought this month.

31.10.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you rather lose your long-term memory or your short-term memory?

31.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d rather lose my…

Sorry? What was the question?

31.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No where CLOSE to a NIGHTMARE. 😊

31.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BIG DAD ENERGY!

31.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Time for the annual lighting of the lamps. #Halloween

31.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a tuxedo and standing on a stage ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a tuxedo and standing on a stage
31.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He has no dick. 😎🀣

31.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Turns out it was Mork and Mindy's fault the entire time. (1980)

31.10.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

31.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10781    πŸ” 3145    πŸ’¬ 1330    πŸ“Œ 882

If only they played all of their games in prime time at Hard Rock Stadium, they’d be UNBEATABLE!

31.10.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

music.apple.com/us/album/joy...

31.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Sars

31.10.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œChug-A-Lug” by Roger Miller was a US #9 hit in 1964 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 #vinylcommunity #rogermiller #EveryHitSongEver

31.10.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

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