Charles Louis Richter

if you manage to go prionic you become unblockable

anyone following along with #HATM tonight should know that Mort Crim just turned 90 three days ago:

"I'm just doing this to honor my father's service on the Great War!"

[a german soldier machine-gunning allied troops at normandy, yelling] "I'm not fully ideologically committed to the party, so don't you dare say you were killed by a Nazi!"

dorothy from the Wizard of Oz 2025 Sphere put into the fake visor background of Silo upon going outside from Season 1.

this new wizard of oz is very strange...

I apologize for my earlier post, now deleted, which due to an autocorrect error appeared to indicate that I wished to "find and devour some elites." I was simply hungry for some Mexican street corn.

immortals must change their identity every few decades lest they arouse suspicion

thanks, no one has mentioned it around here lately

aha! how do YOU know it???

numbers are now illegal; the only allowable terms for quantifying anything are: one, some, more, enough, lots, many, and the most

hey guys i'm having a hard time remembering what the party's final, most essential command was; has anyone heard it recently?

Kenny OMG

HER EDITOR, HARRY

MID SUMMER

BOW IS FRAYED

when you treat it right, so it's elevating and respectable:

THE WHICH?

THE LIGHT HOUSE

THE NORTH, MAN!

NO, SFOGATO!

HER EDITOR, HARRY

MID SUMMER

BOW IS FRAYED

Bruce McCullough in a Kids in the Hall Sketch. He is wearing a workshirt and an intrigued expression, and the word "DELINEATE" is floating around his head

most people when they learn a grammar factoid:

frankly that would be triggered by a significant portion of the notional pedantry bots in that thread

correcting "different than" to "different from" or "different to" (this requires localization/localisation)

photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos meme guy

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

penguin classics cover of Thomas Piketty's Capital in the Twenty-First Century, but it's a picture of the jan 6 insurrection at the Capitol building in the nation's capital

start your search at the madison square garden parking garage, preferably during the next WWE event held there

impressive, but pretty sure this is Al

ugh this is awful, i'm so sorry, and yes, HUGE meth energy here

Mort Crim on Detroiters, an old white man in a suit at a news desk, with the chyron LIVE - MORT CRIM

happy 90th birthday to Mort Crim

i woke up at like 3:30 in the morning with this in my brain

Tim Walz telling the kids to pipe down back there, they're almost to the store, it's only Thirty Seconds to Menards

i guarantee you this is 100% Al. *Weird* Al, sure, but Al nonetheless

impressive, but pretty sure this is Al

"I owe you an apology; I wasn't really familiar with your gummy."