pipkin

i do not share the author's barely disguised fetish but i will defend to the death their right to publish it

More fish nonsense #rafayel

why is all takoyaki the approximate temperature of the sun

any media can be gooner media if you just try hard enough

when will my husband (boys in my phone game) return from war (tasks I have to do where I can't play on my phone)

Mono Red Cheryl Blossom

Jeskai Archie Andrews. Grixas Betty Cooper. Mardu Veronica Lodge. Esper Jughead.

tweeted the funniest tweet in my dream and everyone loved it but now that I'm awake the only part of it I remember is "having a that's so Raven vision and blacking out"

@pipkinxchaos.bsky.social said Bill Nut the Science Slut earlier and I cant stop thinking about it

let me in motherfucker I need it

thinking again about the time I referenced revolver ocelot as a gay character and a mutual friend with the most brain dead media takes I've ever heard tried to fight me tooth and nail about it. brother the whole series hinges on his gay obsession with one man.

I thought wouldn't it be funny if I replied to this every time I watched rots and he still did all that but I realized I'd be outing myself for how often I'm rewatching Star wars (really quite a lot actually) (watching rots again now)

watching revenge of the sith again, bad news everyone, he still did all that shit even when I crossed my fingers and asked nice

it's like decadence (yes I will be hammockpostinf all summer)

bought a hammock to write smut in on a beautiful summer afternoon with a beer in my hand and a song in my heart

a luck labubu from the big into energy collecting standing next to a box of Marlboro red 100s. the labubu is holding one of the cigarettes

baby need smoko

#labubu

giving myself a gold star for this

I rly appreciate when a boba place is like you put too many toppings in this thang, fuck it we're serving it to you in a bucket

OBLIVION HHRRRRRRRGGGGHHH

everyone gasped when I suggested just leaving my unsleeved cards in a gallon ziplock until a deck box gets here. but I feel like it's an intimidation tactic

are you going to have a Yu-Gi-Oh taco or fucking what

Cmooonnnnnnnn

Like my hair is so long now and I was a different guy back then but man that could be me again

every day I wake up and the idea to shave my head again has its hands wrapped around my throat

something something pollen season

one spring emotion I keep coming back to

I bet I could make my own lekku. I deserve to be a slutty twi'lek.

random girl in the CVS walked up to me holding a loose punky color bleach packet and said "you know what I'm glad you're here. do I need developer for this?"

gods most punished soldier (I ate all my peanut butter Oreos so now I can't eat them any more)

just remembered Garth Supernatural and Benny Supernatural are married irl for real. Peace and love on planet earth 100 years of happiness