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Why does my iPhone autocorrect/complete think Iβm a MAGA idiot?
25.02.2026 22:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0UCB is truly among the evilest of colleges. may the name βcalβ be forever cursed until UCLA take it
23.02.2026 23:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0scrolling on tiktok and saw this guy doing a βrural America cowboyβ shtick, and decided to look the guy up, and got completely mogged by his mugshot for when he was arrested for stealing cattle.
21.02.2026 18:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Juxtastat 903 4/5
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definitionally not the median voter. Donβt know if Iβm happy or unhappy about that
19.02.2026 03:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it just me or do mormons/ex-mormons seem to inexplicably love Substack?
16.02.2026 18:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0my get is that Jesus was always God, but he literally dies on the cross as a human does and is resurrected three days later, and rises to heaven to rule with the Father
13.02.2026 22:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No, it will continue until 2050 or so
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why donβt any cars looks this cool anymore? is it just aerodynamics to fit CAFE standards?
09.02.2026 16:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do old ladies know that the feeling of helping them is enough to warm even a New Yorkerβs heart?
09.02.2026 14:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dinner, broiled lambchops with steamed broccoli and peas
09.02.2026 02:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt think Iβve seen anyone interested in the Super Bowl this year. Actually might sit this one out
08.02.2026 19:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs deeply hypocritical that a lot of this comparison comes from the exact people who supported the outright murder of the UHC CEO.
25.01.2026 17:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My headphones volume is set to max and noise cancelling is on. What I cannot hear Cannot Hurt Me. It cannot hurt me. It cannot hurt me.
24.01.2026 02:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh god they just played the βi feel bonitaβ sound clip from Family Guy and then immediately started playing Black Beatles
24.01.2026 02:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm at the gym and the current music mix is actually uniquely bad, it began with Optimus Prime giving an address to the βresidents of big booty landβ and then immediately segued into 10 seconds of every single song that would go on a βMillennial Hype Mix (1998-2012)β on youtube
24.01.2026 02:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How did we really elect him twice?
21.01.2026 03:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs C-SPAN on at my gym, and jeesus christ this guy is genuinely stupid.
21.01.2026 03:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0videogame companies not located in Germany or Scandinavia appear to have such an utter lack of profit motive that is curious and mildly terrifying
12.01.2026 15:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can we please make normal bread woke again? I canβt stand being forced to eat any more sourdough bread
25.12.2025 18:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One thing of note is that the Trump era has unironically third-worldized my conservative pro-Trump dad.
24.12.2025 17:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0From what I can find, heβs a major guy in anti-trust litigation, heβs a professor at Georgetown, and the FTC regularly uses him as an expert witness in court cases. He also is a principal at an economic consulting firm (work with antitrust/corporate attorneys to establish legality of mergers)
21.12.2025 15:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did you read the page? Those are speaker bios at FedSoc events (heβs an antitrust speaker), and FedSoc invites speakers well outside their milieu. He has a ton of bylines in leftwing publications, eg. American Prospect, and the FTC uses him as an expert witness
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yeah, didnβt he have a whole βIβm converting to Andrew Tate-slam?β bit?
18.12.2025 21:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was a tossup on that third question *sigh*
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Just ruined a polling companyβs sample by indicating that I was a young non-Italian white evangelical Christian who identifies as βsomewhat liberalβ and wants progressive policies, but finds candidate messages on progressive policies insincere. Also I live in New Jersey again.
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The next generation literally has no handwriting skills whatsoever. This is horrifying. We are all so deeply cooked
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