Armando Torres's Avatar

Armando Torres

@mandodoesstuff.bsky.social

Occasional comedian, constant disappointment.

1,836 Followers  |  33 Following  |  13 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.5021

Latest posts by mandodoesstuff.bsky.social on Bluesky

my partner an asshole for getting me into college ball I used to enjoy life now my mental health revolves around 15 kids from North Carolina I don’t even know where that is WHAT THE FUCK IS A TAR HEEL

15.03.2025 01:40 — 👍 62    🔁 2    💬 9    📌 0

College basketball is crazy cause you’re just majoring in psychology and now I’m HATING YOUR FUCKING GUTS FOR LOSING US THE GAME FUCK YOU WITHERS I HOPE YOU HAVE A POP QUIZ NEXT WEEK

15.03.2025 01:34 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like some of the marvel songs, what the fuck do they know about moira

05.03.2025 21:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Video thumbnail

"Rocket League is STUPID" - @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social

21.02.2025 23:20 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Powers been off for 10 minutes so naturally I’ve started making a list of my most eatable neighbors

08.01.2025 01:51 — 👍 70    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
Post image

*The Jurassic Park theme plays as I whip off my sunglasses to admire a roving pack of wild dildos*

19.12.2024 21:19 — 👍 53    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
Video thumbnail

Credit Card.

05.12.2024 01:48 — 👍 33    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Should each Thanksgiving dish be its most flavorful version (like garlic confit mashed potatoes/butter bay leaf rolls/balsamic brussel sprouts) or do some dishes need to be simple to pair with the other more flavorful dishes (a banger turkey or killer mac n cheese)?

29.11.2024 00:36 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0

@mandodoesstuff.bsky.social @andrewrosas.bsky.social @theindoorkid.bsky.social

I’m sorry how did all of you miss the joke about that guy coming over to give the dog sitter a bone…..or he was going to give them a B-I-*clap*-G-O (though I realize that works better in text due to spelling)

27.11.2024 05:52 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

New Kendrick, new Father John Misty, great day for East LA, both those of us from here and the kids trying to gentrify us out

22.11.2024 18:25 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

WHAT THE FUCK?!

20.11.2024 23:16 — 👍 119    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 0

surprised Netflix didn’t cancel this fight after 1 mediocre round

16.11.2024 05:31 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Post image 16.11.2024 04:00 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Jake Paul’s dumbass face covered in a ton of acne because he’s so geared up

Jake Paul’s dumbass face covered in a ton of acne because he’s so geared up

this foo got the face acne of a teenage boy’s back

16.11.2024 03:09 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

can’t believe this is my first skeet I’m talking about boxing not gas station activity

16.11.2024 03:05 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

love watching two mexicans beat the shit out of each other and then have nothing but respect for each other what a fight

16.11.2024 03:03 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@mandodoesstuff is following 20 prominent accounts