Bob Caton

I can relate to the Coldplay Cheaters.

I was caught on camera at MetLife having an intimate moment with Jack Daniels.

Woke Marxist Pope
I'm gonna keep on dancing with the
Woke Marxist Pope
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
Vatican City
I'm gonna keep on dancing with the
Woke Marxist Pope, Woke Marxist Pope

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Journalism might be the Derby favorite but we all know Publisher eventually takes home all the money.

It’s always amazing how much filler NBC puts together on Derby Day.

Five hours of coverage, two minutes of race.

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How locked-in am I on this bright Monday morning?

I just took my laptop out of my backpack and put it confidently on the shelf of the office refrigerator.

#FlyEaglesFly
#GoBirds

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He got me again.

Last Night Bob and his “oh, Tomorrow Bob can stop for gas tomorrow morning. Surely it will not be a day like every other day where my kid drags ass and I’m running late”

Last Night Bob SUCKS

I *hope* this is for #AprilFoolsDay

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Nationals fans have to feel great about their second home game of the season on a warm Saturday being owned by Phillies fans.

Just heard an Eagles chant too.

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Thanks, Nationals, for taking your lights-out starter out of the game for pitch count.

She closed the lid and drove off. I was too flabbergasted to react.

At a gas station today I saw a woman in a BMW SUV carefully use the window squeegee on the outside - and then pop the rear hatch and use said window squeegee on the INSIDE of the windows.

I mean…it’s clean now, but…

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After one day here’s a live look at my bracket

I remember it being unpleasant & a lot less fudge-y.

Adulthood:
“Oh boy, it’s payday!”

(Eight minutes on my banking app)

Trump’s DOGE cut 650 NOAA employees, jeopardizing tornado forecasts.

36 people are now dead.

I’ve got a bar full of Eagles booze I don’t want to open.

#FlyEaglesFly

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The first truly nice day of the year!

My body’s reaction.

War heroes and military firsts are among 26,000 images flagged for removal in Pentagon's DEI purge References to a World War II Medal of Honor recipient, the Enola Gay aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Japan and women and minorites are among the tens of thousands of photos and online posts ma...

The US military has removed photos of the B-29 bomber “Enola Gay” — which dropped the first atomic bomb on Japan — apparently because it contains the word “gay,” which violates their new anti-DEI rules.

Neighbors fighting to preserve Joe Frazier's Gym as a North Philadelphia landmark Councilmember Jeffery Young introduced a resolution last year to save the gym. It passed, but there’s still a lot of work in store, as it has failed three city inspections and the current owners owe m...

Joe Frazier’s Gym, where heavyweight boxing champ Frazier trained to fight Muhammad Ali, has been a constant presence on N. Broad Street for decades. The gym, which opened in the late '60s, was Frazier's full-time facility until it closed in 2008. www.audacy.com/kywnewsradio...

The Oscars pre-show is shocking because one of the exterior shots showed there is still a TV Guide Network building in Los Angeles.

I don’t recall it being government of a person, by a person, and for a person.

Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning The secretary of Defense has ordered U.S. Cyber Command to stand down from all planning against Russia, including offensive digital actions, sources tell Recorded Future News.

EXCLUSIVE: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth last week ordered U.S. Cyber Command to stand down from all planning against Russia, including offensive digital actions.

On @therecordmedia.bsky.social

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Are you prepared for Robert Reed as Popeye Doyle to bring the universe into balance?

Number of Americans filing for unemployment benefits rises to 242,000, highest level in 3 months Applications for U.S. jobless benefits rose to a three-month high last week but remained within the same healthy range of the past three years.

No shit.

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She hoped Trump’s victory would change her life, but not like this Ryleigh Cooper is normally more focused on motherhood than politics. Then came DOGE.

It doesn’t matter who you are, what you look like, where you live or who you voted for:

If Trump, DC Republicans and their billionaire donors have to destroy your life for their gain, they will and they will have no regrets about it. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

If they truly believed they were saving America they'd be celebrating in the streets, not canceling town halls and hiding from their constituents.

I don’t want to hear from any Republican about the debt or deficits who supports a budget that is replying on hundreds of billions in offsets from a scam Trump Gold Card idea he just came up with on Tuesday. You are lying to the American people, and you know you are lying.

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird