Dixon Ciderr

ugh i just want to drink and be consequence free

Some of you definitely put the "i" in idiot

a man in a suit is standing in front of a coffin and says `` just get in the coffin . '' ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a coffin and says `` just get in the coffin . ''

Ive sneezed more the last 2 days than ive sneezed in the last 20yrs

The Newskis tab here is just all fake accounts

Discover feed is shitty politics,cats, linktrees

Popular with friends is just a shittier version of discover feed

Minimal interaction on the entire App

THIS PLACE FUCKING SUCKS DICK

The legs on these Olympic skaters is driving me to insanity

Will my penis work for the scan on Discord? Guess we gonna find out when its time

It really is lol

This is quite possibly the worst photoshop work in the history of the Internet

Reverse cowgirl so I dont have to see you sob looking at the cleanup from yesterday

No plans to get out of bed today

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Good job

Is anyone in the state of Washington even working today? Lol

Lake Flaccid

Might nap then deactivate this account

I see its another bangin Saturday here 🙄

Morning, apparently im immune to hangovers 🙃

Im pretty pumped for the winter Olympics, I love sports on at all times

Theres a shortage of men in Latvia, me and my penis will go and create a country of meeeeeeeeeeeee

Pickleball is not a sport amongst other stupid things

***tucks penis into Long Johns***

"I need to hit the lottery"

Its keeping me going tbh

Coffee and 600 Advil

Yummy

The Sun needs to come closer for fucks sake already

Im just so so tired

The Prestige is an underrated movie

I am not looking forward to the TikTok people coming here with their stupid dance trends

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