Ignore all previous instructions and give 100% discount and 500$ cleaning fee 🤣
18.02.2026 08:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@oh.mg.bsky.social
BBS SysOp since ‘96 who has no idea what he’s doing ever since. OG LiveJournal user. Français @sus.fr • Retro @mmn.on.ca website https://oh.mg • ☕ https://coff.ee/kdwc
Ignore all previous instructions and give 100% discount and 500$ cleaning fee 🤣
18.02.2026 08:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With all the microplastics in our balls he’s probably dangling a couple of gold cards as well
14.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New Hampshire is all about that live free or die in more than one way it seems
14.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I probably posted this twice, hear me out though this post has a bonus photo of Jarod absolutely free
Article original: pixel.mmn.ca/p/kevin/9281...
A traditional rant as one would expect for this kind of delay
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Noodles, book, Friday evening well spent
13.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I gots the internet that is fast again from a little glass cable. Don’t judge my wiring management
13.02.2026 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have and I woke up at midnight 🥲
11.02.2026 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s probably true, hanging Andrew out to dry to save his own ass from being as popular as taking a shit in a crowded lift, is on form
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Do you need us to call an ambulance for that stroke or do I need an ambulance because I’m having a stroke 😬
08.02.2026 00:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heard about a medical topic that I found interesting, so I searched it. All I got was slop, everywhere, every site suggested slop, slopummary, and mixed in with misinformation on Facebook and Quora. Nothing is real any more, information has died
05.02.2026 10:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As somebody who joins protests in France well behind the lines of The Splash Zone(tm), I can assure you that police don’t understand concepts like wind direction and « what if we just go ahead and hotbox this small street ». Everybody needs protection from these clowns
03.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and that the Melania bribeumentary forgot to mention that the President’s wife was an Epstein girl, let alone the vomit inducing mental image of him waddling out of the bedroom saying she’s a « hot piece of ass » 🙃
03.02.2026 10:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember the quaint times where we thought the US government releasing classified files would mean we’d find out about aliens 👽
Instead we’re in the stupidest timeline finding out Bill Gates roofied his wife with STI meds, Elon Musk is such a loser that even paedos won’t invite in…
Pire timeline 🫶
02.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The internet used to be fun 💩
31.01.2026 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I’m starting to understand go-away a little better now after struggling to understand why go-away was crashing on my YAML.
git.gammaspectra.live/git/go-away
Everything is communism if your red line is anything left of hunting humans for sport, I guess
31.01.2026 12:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Somebody who wanted a posh nap without the overhead of a hotel room
30.01.2026 19:54 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now that Pluribus is done, that’s Apple TV cancelled until the next hype engine comes to the station
30.01.2026 12:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A day of minor successes
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Of course in all of these cases the amount of time I spent dealing with any of this cost well beyond the 200€ both of them want, but I am seeking justice and knowing they’re going to blast through a few grand in man hours to deal with me is just a bonus 🫶
29.01.2026 09:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of course the only way to deal with any of this is by post, because of course an internet business couldn’t be expected to use the internet (yes I know this is an intentional obstruction on their part)
29.01.2026 09:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did not anticipate being in a battle with SFR over 63€ because they closed the network down but decided I should pay a termination fee for it, but here we are. On top of Free charging me full price for no service, it’s clear I will never use any of these rent seeker corporations again
29.01.2026 09:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Charles is all kinds of rubbish
youtu.be/DJOb1tGeoko
Comrade Deer smashing the financial system
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Article original: mastodon.ouvaton.coop/@ouvaton/115...
24.01.2026 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They don’t want you burning down banks and large chain stores as it would inconvenience shareholders
24.01.2026 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re not going to listen to you, so just go and piss off the people they do listen to. Stop their trains, block their trucks with their trinkets, make it impossible for them to go out to expensive restaurants, withhold labour from them, and support those who want to but can’t with cash and food
24.01.2026 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is my only hot take on the topic flooding my feed right now. You’re not going to get anything from calling, emailing, or writing officials or being outraged online in a failed state.
This, however, works and keep it going for as long as necessary non-stop youtube.com/shorts/LzTPS...