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What has truly broken the sport is the loophole that allows the Dodgers to completely avoid the luxury tax by deferring his salary. It should count at some point.

18.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I figured you would, as a fan of both dad jokes and the Chili Peppers, lol.

18.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@rjkeats98.bsky.social @sewimperfect.bsky.social

18.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol. Low key great joke.

17.10.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of spongebob saying woot woot while holding a walkie talkie ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying woot woot while holding a walkie talkie
13.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot that last night was Sunday. Yay, new John Oliver!

13.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny that the only Pearl Jam song she knows is a cover.

13.10.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're the unofficial Murderbot hypewoman, aren't you? πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚

12.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That is so cool

12.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want a Rosie the Robot from The Jetsons. AI + Robotics should be there by now, right?

12.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not surprised. A guy who would buy major furniture without a discussion is definitely the guy who would eyeball it.

11.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OMFG!

10.10.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They just hate successful women.

09.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😯😯😯

09.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a blurry picture of a man and a woman with the words heyo in the corner ALT: a blurry picture of a man and a woman with the words heyo in the corner
07.10.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tulum!! Like my glass!

07.10.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now it's stuck in my head...

04.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you discourse analysis yourself again?

04.10.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

02.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can Cats Understand Words? How Many Words Can Cats Understand? Can cats understand words? Felines are more than capable of learning what you’re sayingβ€”here’s how.

I remember reading them in my undergrad behavioral science electives. But that was like 25 years ago. I found this more recent article.
www.petmd.com/cat/general-...

01.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Studies have shown cats recognize commands as well as dogs, they just care less.

01.10.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Loki is defending her. He is the god of mischief after all.

01.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom's cat, when she was a kitten, hid on top of the kitchen cabinet for like 6 hours.

01.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol

28.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when you lost me and my mom on the trail, and your ring said your heart rate went crazy?

Sorry about that again.

26.09.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand and says shut up and take my money ALT: fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand and says shut up and take my money

For real.

26.09.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a blonde woman says you and only you ALT: a blonde woman says you and only you

πŸ˜‰

26.09.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm so sorry. I'm here for whatever you need.

26.09.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room . ALT: a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room .

Ellie, by the end of the week?

25.09.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling for the camera ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling for the camera

Ellie dealing with the subs.

25.09.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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