Kristen Tallau

So is dude. In just about any form/application

Oh my gosh. I’m so sorry, Amy

And those ‘kids’ better be blacklisted from running for any kind of political office or working for any candidates

Day off bakes. Kouign amann. 256 layers of flaky pastry with cinnamon and sugar 😋 Because when you get one day off a week, of course you go for super time consuming, exacting Breton pastries

Is it bad when you come into the work week not realizing you're scheduled for 65 hours? Asking for a friend

I'm all for the idea of it will ultimately be ok...but ultimately can be very far in the future, so what about the meantime? I'll worry and be concerned and work towards eliminating that concern

Are we great yet?

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Just experienced daylight for the first time since Saturday. 'Twas glorious, wind and rain notwithstanding

Upon initial listen through of Life of a Showgirl, my takeaways are Taylor and I both live(d) near roads named for Gallatin, and we both drink whisky sours

Carry on

Pics or it didn’t happen

Second this move

I’m not ok with that 😂 Get them a recording of how Alex Trebek said it

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Here is a cute puppy to aid in your recovery

Not supposed to do that! I'm hoping due to the fact you're posting about it you're ok?

It looks like it's flipping me off

Swim up to random strangers and cuddle with them?

There is a certain joy in hearing Tessie being played at Fenway, even when you're just watching from Nashville
#RedSox #PostSeasonBound

Still waiting for them to pay me to buy these drugs according to those new prices

Cute! Love it!

I'll be working 17 hours that day, so here's hoping my clothes just get left behind at my video station 🤞🏻

I just sneezed and my watch warned me I was in a loud environment. Usually it gives me a bit more than a split second, but ok

Oh, I know that feeling all too well

I am very much not a Yankees fan. But whoever just played the strikeout stinger during Trump’s acknowledgment is my hero

Guys is like dude. It's gender neutral in most cases

Doubtful, sadly

I doubt Charlie and I would agree on much. But I will never condone gun violence, especially at a school at a peaceful event, regardless of who the victims are. This should not have happened to him any more than it should happen to anyone. More than thoughts and prayers, we need action

The sheer amount of disparity in some final scores today was crazy

I need Great British Bake Off to not air during my hellishly busy season at work. I always want to bake along with the episodes but can’t because I’m working 60 hours a week 😭

My therapist has learned if I'm staring at the wall, just wait. Something will click into words soon 😅