Fight

Musk failed, Zuckerberg failed.

Maybe we just need another billionaire to try and get the right.

I got given a certificate today for long service.

The numbers absolutely do not add up, but I am in favour of making everything about me.

You will never trick me into telling a woman she looks sick.

But I support you staying home if you feel sick.

I got a Barbie branded bubble tea today could Oppenheimer do this?

What are men even good for?

And that is why they should repeal the third amendment.

Resisting the urge to become a meme account and continue to engage with skeets with an open mind and wholesome outlook.

On bluesky you can't have dreams cry 💔

Hear me out.

Hunter Biden Merch.

One of the best grades I ever got was in a class on Catholic leadership.

I want a place where matty only posts car hate.

And people support it.

My partner and I have an age gap, and the biggest issue it has ever caused was making me worried about how people would perceive our relationship.

Sounds fake.

Pretty sure the secret to popularity should be people caring about me.

That's how I got to 6 followers.

That is exactly what I would say to make people engage with my posts to make me popular

Because this is the sort wholesome place where people accept you for who you are I feel like I can post my biggest secrets without fear of judgement.

I'm up for being called a cracker for clout.

I voted for her for because I could sense it.

I could but so far it feels too mean.

There are people on here talking about how they made their closest friends on twitter.

And I don't know that I can dunk harder than that.

All these people welcoming users and telling us how to be good posters.

And yet none of them are supporting me.

Where are the experts in their field getting dunked on by people who are wrong but funny.

You need to believe in me and support my dreams.

So many people are making fun of twitter users for coming here when Twitter is down.

Some people are welcoming them and some are just pointing out the phenomenon.

But no one is actually posting good content to make them want to stay here.

Sure but never the first search.

You never knew when all the results to your search would be pinterest spam.

The inconvenience was mild but the annoyance was huge.

This would have been such an incredible crossover 5 years ago.

Don't get me wrong it's still good but I thought the dnd resurgence was over.

When I came to bluesky I thought my low single digit likes per post would make me a rockstar.

I am still mad at pinterest for what they did to google searches.