Peanut 🌻

I wonder if you could successfully negotiate a discount on the dealer doc fee by offering to fill out the title app yourself? Ofc part of the “doc fee” is shipping and storage of records they have to keep but it’s not nothing lmao. Plus I’d lowkey want to anyways so they can immediately send to DMV

YouTube video by The Onion First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women

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Clerked up white boy busts it down clerical style, is he goated to the boss?

Also true

It’s so cool how if you’re a South Carolina resident and buy a car in Illinois, you just get ripped off $500 because the states disagree on if they’re tax reciprocal or not. Functional country. I love federalism.

7 years ago

Excuse me while I go have a mental breakdown

[to the tune of "kill the boer"] kill the dealer

It's kind of funny that "Castro regime" has been the vernacular for so long that we haven't updated it for the new guy and it seems like few even know his name lmao

Obviously I maintain workplace standards and don't get too crazy/make super online references but lowkey I shitpost so much in the company teams chat I like kind of have already half realized my dream 💀

That actually seems closer to the payroll cost of a janitor than I was expecting? Although I’m probably under estimating the maintenance costs. I wonder how much it depends on it not being ready for all the weird edge cases in the real world etc

I will say it’s weird how much interest in a UBI/NIT seems to have peaked well before AI’s big moment.

(Evidence that this will lead to long term elevated unemployment not that janitors specifically would lose their jobs. Like it sucks I do very much sympathize I’m just idk not as pessimistic that people won’t be able to adapt)

I don’t know. It might genuinely be different this time. But I’m a little skeptical until proven otherwise and wish the reaction was more “this is awesome! Let’s enact a UBI/NIT so people can stay in education longer etc”

Literally like the most notoriously looked down upon job 😭

I have no idea how economically feasible this is or what hidden barriers exist etc

But lmfao people are so weird. Imagine being angry at the idea we could do away with needing to scrub toilets manually??

No such thing under capitalism

Blackout plates are so lame. Besides just being chud coded, they look exactly the same from state to state. There’s no personality. Just being absorbed into an undifferentiated chud blob. I hate that that is apparently the big money maker for DMVs and not more unique designs.

I should not feel this on edge at the end of work Jesus Christ. Like my job is stressful, mostly because of unclear documentation (or sometimes just outdated and contradictory…), but it’s not really *that* hard. I have got to stop being so jumpy over every little thing.

Also rip I hope it’s not, I have to renew my personal registration soon lol (though not like I’ll be out of place on the road with expired tags if it came to that lmao)

Ohhh is that what the “D” in “DTS” stands for

I have no idea what it is or how it works bc all I do is make sure the paperwork is in order for the person that actually “processes” it. So all I know is I have to decide based on the criteria if a transaction goes to “DTS” or sent to the county DMV.

I’m getting clickbait from a British newspaper about the Colorado DMV temporarily closing to upgrade their online system (we’ll be able to processes leases online! Woohoo!!). What even.

No bank/government investigator I’m not doing fraud I’m just rapidly moving money between accounts cuz I can’t fucking read and keep transferring to the wrong places

Love how I’m super judgemental about people putting no thought or care into like super important things as it relates to doing like the bureaucratic stuff (idk the right word). And then I keep selecting the wrong bank account in the drop down whenever I transfer money between my bank accounts

So we’re all moving to Teams after this latest round of Discord age verification bs right

Do insurance companies implement warnings when customers input a VIN that doesn’t pass the check digit? By far the most common VIN errors I see at work are on insurance cards. The check digit is there to point out errors!! What even is the point then

SMV chadfishing all by yourself queen?

Asking for dildo recommendations on /r/BuyItForLife

777, so what do I win

Global thermonuclear war because of gender 🤩

Clerkmoid was mid titlegooning when a group of dealer foids came and spiked his cortisol levels 😭

Is titlemaxxing for the foids while munting and mogging moids more useful than SMV chadfishing in the DMV?