I'm always like "awesome 👍" but inside all I can think is so you knew how to find your answer but decided to stop me in the middle of a task and ask me a question that doesn't pertain to my job at all 🙄 ....or maybe I'm just a bitch idk

You know what annoys me at work? When a boomer customer asks me a nonwork related question like "when is Easter" or "do you know when the post office opens" and I tell them I don't know. AND THEN they proceed to pull out their phone, find the answer and come back to show me their screen.

But seriously when you boil it down it's an entertaining but damn terrifying documentary about the opioid crisis in America and the cycle of addiction and violence. But fuck that Taco Bell scene takes me out every time.

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I rewatched the doc The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia and had to go to Etsy after. Genuinely bummed to see there's absolutely no "you don't have fiestas?" cross stitch art on Etsy. Not even a "Dennis is this 🖕🖕" piece.

Genuinely sad and emotional over Michelle Trachetenberg passing. She's my age but I still think of her as a little kid.

The urge to crack open a Red Bull at 10pm. Ugh.

I can't wait to start this vacation week. I'm not going anywhere or doing anything. I just plan to do a lot more sleeping and sitting around and watching my trash TV shows.

Me, every time I do my taxes: they're probably going to arrest me this time

Second coolest bday gift. The Lament Configuration, aka the box from the Hellraiser movies.

🙌

My coworkers bought me a pack of Red Bull for my birthday. They know me.

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I realize that the world is on fire right now and I feel that, but sometimes I gotta find and enjoy the small "wins." I got a raise at work and I'm due for another one in June/July

I don't particularly believe in tarot myself however I love YouTube tarot readings. Something super soothing about it. Maybe it's the card shuffling and sounds.

Got a cute new hat

Me: ahhh the weekend, I can finally relax and enjoy myself

My period: the fuck you will

And two, I should really appreciate this moment in time where she still sees me as her Cool Aunt because in about 8 years she'll realize I was anything but cool.

My niece went shopping in my closet tonight and I had two realizations. One, the plus side of keeping all my tees from my skinny era is that they actually fit her so she had plenty to pick from.

Say "pleek" and I will

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@lariza0g.bsky.social remember that summer we bullied @maythejjimenez.bsky.social by constantly referring to her as Rachel Berry? Good times.

Welp. Here we go again.