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@jonlpan.bsky.social

when i grow up i want to be myself

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The superintendent ICE arrested in Iowa either had a fucking insane life or this is their next big screwup like Kilmar Garcia was.

27.09.2025 01:38 — 👍 292    🔁 19    💬 7    📌 2
Peter McCarty

Peter McCarty

Peter McCarty

26.09.2025 18:23 — 👍 2397    🔁 913    💬 9    📌 16

> 開窗戶有風就很舒服,夏天其實也不是一定要開冷氣
> 颱風天

23.09.2025 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wild how political alliance with Zionism sweeps all sorts of wild statements about Jews under the table

11.09.2025 13:12 — 👍 3950    🔁 1281    💬 11    📌 42

guy who snorts cocaine out of an antique qing era snuff bottle

03.09.2025 22:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NO japanese here (i support)

28.08.2025 05:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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tawkify

28.08.2025 05:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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y'all.... we did not do discourse on the word "crack" in food writing only to end up back here

28.08.2025 05:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

now why are they playing the jet2 holiday song in the airport

26.08.2025 21:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the more i consider the concept of getting tattooed, the more i cannot disengage the fact of tattooing's austronesian florescence...

26.08.2025 21:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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we need dense walkable neighborhoods + reliable high frequency all-hours transit so i can serve BOOZE at my little dinner parties wtffff (i do not host... yet)

26.08.2025 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

internet culture is cooked... how did we go from arab spring to brat summer

25.08.2025 17:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my morning routine is being on social media for 2 hours a day

25.08.2025 17:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

saw one of my old greenhouse volunteering crushes at the clothing swap

25.08.2025 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tbh you probs could talk about cracker barrel as a cultural landmark from a couple of angles (1. the total cultural victory of the Imagined South in most rural areas 2. the grand history of roadside restaurants/attractions/truck stops and the American Road Trip) but that’s not what’s happening here.

23.08.2025 16:59 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

TIL of a band !!! (three post-alveolar clicks) from Sacramento, CA

cc @chloetankahhui.bsky.social

23.08.2025 06:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gotta love a bus boarding experience that feels like entering a cave (dimly lit, cool, general feeling of being enveloped)

23.08.2025 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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seen in dt oak

23.08.2025 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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just realized the finless foods building is on *ocean ave*...

23.08.2025 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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they added a button w no discernible function at the emery-go-round stop... and a little hat that says 'self test' underneath. what is this??

23.08.2025 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

put on an extremely sensuous fragrance this morning (touched garlic)

22.08.2025 17:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you know soylent green is fiction because we found out chatgpt is people and nothing happened

21.08.2025 16:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what many call gentrification is actually yeomanization

19.08.2025 18:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me when i turn on my devices: system boots!

17.08.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screen shot of a web form with the box "White" checked, requesting additional details, including boxes for English, German, Irish, Italian, Polish, Scottish, and a box to enter "for example, French, Swedish, Norwegian, etc.).

A screen shot of a web form with the box "White" checked, requesting additional details, including boxes for English, German, Irish, Italian, Polish, Scottish, and a box to enter "for example, French, Swedish, Norwegian, etc.).

Huh. I don't remember the federal government asking me what flavor of "white" I am before. This list of what are I think meant to be ethnicities also seems really arbitrary, and doesn't map out onto ethnicities per se. (This is for an NSF annual personnel report for a graduate training program.)

14.08.2025 19:42 — 👍 1911    🔁 484    💬 447    📌 519
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i usually don't like pens with little things taped/attached to the ends but this is actually rather quaint

15.08.2025 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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seen from the bus today: 法界聖城 (cityofdharmarealm.org) in west sacramento

15.08.2025 07:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i queer use-d too close to the sun and broke a knitting needle 😭

15.08.2025 07:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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