Aurelian Bedw

Fun fact: 3 players from our roster were in Div 2 when "Div 2 EZ Clap" was originally said.

getting peer pressured by Vicvillon was not on my 2026 bingo card, but ill take it lmao

now that you said it, it's outta consideration Jake Roleplay Smithe

would you look at the time ahahaha

im the funny bone of EYV (not clickbait)

The Splat World Series returns for 2026. #sws26

Tune in to the Splat World Series 2026 Season Reveal on 21.03.26 at 5pm PT / 8pm ET / 10am JST to learn more.

Available in English and Japanese voiceovers found on IPLSplatoon (Twitch, Youtube) and splatoon_zone (Youtube)!

For LUTI S17, EYV's in Div 6 & DYM's in Div 7!!

(get your 67 jokes out, we're too old to understand)

we're super excited for this season, make sure to cheer for us!

I'm quitting I stg.

Subs in a scrim and gets told my weapon messes up the comp and they have to switch.

You didn't need to switch. I told you not to switch. It's JUST A SCRIM. And now every game is my fault cause I'm the inkbrush.
(even though im doing the most)

I'm actually so done.

the third commander: saki

Div 6 :D

if i hear about any of you not washing your rice or having a rice cooker... it's joever. bidone, even.

pains me to think that people don't wash their rice in this world

We have to finish LUTI Divs tonight so that their staff can start putting pools together and get the reveal ready. Here is a sneak peak at the progress we have made so far:

don’t even talk to me unless this is how you feel about sanitation workers

omg...

does this help

"We Exist", Says Only Cishet Splatoon Player We interviewed the member and founder of "E for Everyone".

"We Exist", Says Only Cishet Splatoon Player
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Donate to Support Ludovic’s Legal Defense, organized by David Hazlewood Ludovic Mbock is a dear friend who has always brought kindness and positivity to those… David Hazlewood needs your support for Support Ludovic’s Legal Defense

DMV FGC cornerstone and friend of mine Ludovic Mbock has unfortunately been detained by ICE. Folks are trying to raise money for his legal fees, please donate if you can.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...

this is my local community member ludovic.

he came to every xanadu local.
he helped coordinate carpools to get other people to the venue for street fighter.
he represented DMV at majors.
he respected all TOs.
he IS fgc personified.

if you don't have the funds to donate, pls just repost & share.

Start Screen capture: Time reads 16:12, Temperature at 6°C. My phone is permanently on silent mode and while I'm getting the best wifi connection possible, my cell service is straight ass at a single bar. The battery is at 60% capacity. Post/Thread reads as follows: Jerry Chen quoting the post: *flops onto jouch* and responds with "normal mutuals behavior" I replied: "just another Saturday" to which Jerry says "jaturday" as if he just experienced nirvana. my final reply is "Jerry...why do you torment me so?" as I still have to fucking remember this interaction to this day, all because he said jaturday. I'm in shambles.

jaturday

the appeal for me is i get to learn what other perspectives people have globally, which is always cool :D

WE DUG A HOLE IN MINECRAFT. WE DID IT. 16.5 MILLION BLOCKS

ew Ai

What your luti div says

X: you are not good enough to retire
1: you didn’t pass +2 vote
2: you passed +2 vote
3-4: “hyperdive is good trust me”
5: you put “day 2 only” in your low ink sub app
6-7: you main dynamo after the patch
8-9: You have a full time job
10: you mained dynamo before the patch

happy chinese new year!! 恭喜发财！ 🧧🐎❤

ITS NOT TOO LATE happy CNY/LNY/seollal everyone !!!

새해 복 많이 받으세요 🙇🏻‍♂️🐴✨

man.

what if i wanted to be your opp