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Jon Bauman - Wikipedia

And yes, this includes the man himself according to one theory en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Bau...

Funnily enough I was looking through Bowser’s relatives a few hours ago because my friend made a Koopa OC and didn’t know what to name her

Turns out most of them are named after musicians, except Morton (who was named after a talk show host) and Larry (who apparently “just looked like a Larry”)

Poptropica is still around, just less popular, unless I missed something

“IDs are used once and deleted”

Tell that to the 70,000 Discord users who got their IDs leaked a while back. My Nitro remain canceled.

Remember on Twitter when if you criticized him even lightly people fucking tore into you?

Genesis chuds what Nintendwoke

That was absolutely terrible I’ll see myself out

It still amuses me that 2022’s main issues (crypt0 and Ukraine) were like the easy practice round versions of 2023 and beyond’s main issues (AI and Palestine)

If this gets 100 reposts I’ll buy my trans roommate 40 wings of her choice

Ah, forgot it was based on a book

“iconic”

The movie isn’t even out yet

Overall, pretty good partner Direct. Shame the "leaker" who vaguely implied there was a Nintendo property involved was speaking out of their ass, but nonetheless 7/10

- Idc about Monster Hunter, but they're calling them "monsties" now? Is the writer a furry?

- Todd Howard suddenly showing up caught me off guard

- I finally have a way to play the new Indiana Jones game, but I'm iffy on giving Microsoft money at the moment. I'll wait to get a used copy

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- Pragmata looks... interesting. Great plot, but I don't know how the main gameplay gimmick would work without the hacking just slowing the combat down.

- SUPER BOMBERMAN COLLECTION WITH GAMESHARE!!!

- Console Archives wasn't something I was expecting. Cool Boarders looks... cool

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Thoughts on the new Direct:

- Orbitals dares to ask the question "what if Hazelight Studios were based in Japan?"

- I've never paid too much mind to Hollow Knight, but the gameplay footage they show looks pretty neat. Makes me want to try it out

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Remember that one trailer for Blur that said Mario Kart was for babies or something

$450 is fine, and it occasionally goes on sale for $400. It’s mainly $70/$80 games and $100 Joy-Cons that are the issue

It’s like if you had a bag of chips, but the chips have chunks of plastic in them for no reason, and you’re seen as immature by everyone if you ask for plastic-free chips

I’m trying to eat ribs. Ribs are delicious in theory, I mean it’s pork slathered in BBQ sauce, but like 70% of this is bone and only the remaining 30% is actually edible meat.

It’s the same with wings, but at least most places also serve boneless wings. You’re SOL if you want boneless ribs

Dear neurotypicals:

Why are you obsessed with eating meat with the bones still on them?

Sincerely,
Autistic people

I think the first step forward was me drawing my first fursona, even when most of my friends then were anti-furry (they’ve changed for the better since then thankfully)

I’ve progressively started caring less and less about what others think of me starting from when I was 16-17 ish?

Happy Black History Month!

That’s harsh. Don’t insult gerbils like that

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

George Carlin is one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time and yet I'm embarrassed to like him because you go to watch one of his routines on YouTube and most of the comments are "if he was alive today the WOKE LEFT would get SUPER TRIGGERED LOL"

A photo of George Carlin

"Good artist, awful fanbase" final boss

Experience a dream life on your island in #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream, coming to the Nintendo Switch on April 16. Also playable on Nintendo Switch 2.