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Pitch: Matt Frewer launches a mattress company that promises especially roomy sleep furniture, Max Bedroom

Temba, his arms wide enough to smack a fool.

YouTube video by byroTube TNG edit 23 - Shame on you mr Clemens

Obligatory: youtu.be/_uIxSwvmWVM?...

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The f is a frozen hot chocolate?

been wanting to check this out for YEARS

"Okay. So you've got a Grey Cup...”

Great pâté, but I'm gonna have to motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral.

Boba Fetish

What do you call a bounty hunter with a thing for bubble tea?

Headlines should read "Representative who shook hands with Nick Fuentes shocked that the people they supported turned out to be fascists who use terror as a political instrument."

Be someone who is remembered like Alice Wong is being remembered, that's the goal.

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

Oh _that's_ why Trump told everybody about perving on underage beauty pageant contestants. Because he was under cover.

Might be nice if social media platforms applied the same standard to the Department of War nee Defense posting that it will murder anyone in a boat if they think there might be drugs on board after actually murdering people.

In 2005 Nick Drake, Al Green, Stevie Wonder and Joni Mitchell were in heavy rotation in my CD changer.

Aboard the Strange New Worlds Enterprise, Scotty stands in the science lab. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (followed closely by Beaker) is attempting to show him a clipboard.

Day 24 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #TheMuppets

I am so sick of war metaphors in partisan politics. Drastic measures of last resort shouldn't be "the nuclear option." We're in this ship together: I want to hear a senator threaten to eject the warp core.

Senator Bill Cassidy pointing to a sign that is blatantly generated by AI with nonsensical illustration elements, two stacks of money that both say 80% on top of one another in a classical style building labeled "Insurance Company" while a gallbladder ejects an unbroken green stream into a wallet labeled "Patient's FSA"

"ChatGPT, you are a senate aide designing an illustration for my floor presentation in which I will try to convince constituents that they are best served when I vote against their interest."

Help Rodney Taylor, a Disabled Double Amputee Being Held by ICE Rodney has been in the country more than 40 years. He's in solitary confinement in Georgia, being denied disability accommodations and having his medical needs ignored. He must be released.

Or Rodney Taylor, a disabled double amputee who’s been in America since he was two years old.

He was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE grabbed him

His health is declining, they won’t let him get his legs and they’ve placed him in solitary

www.disabledginger.com/p/help-rodne...

It's not so much a transient ischemic attack and more of a permanent residential one.

Would you listen? Too niche/dark/real? Honest feedback appreciated to gauge whether this is usefully incisive critique or just my psyche desperately grasping at straws in the face of ongoing authoritarian horror (5/5)

Show 3: "Fact-ory": A Veritasium-style science explainer funded by the Trump Administration's National Science Foundation and RFK Jr.'s Department of Health and Human Services. Just as confidently wrong as it sounds. (4/5)

Show 2: "NumberPimp": A math explainer channel where a bodybuilder teaches calculus through toxic masculinity. Limits are "your personal best weight." Natural numbers are "reps." Absolute value is "your abs." (3/5)

Example show 1: "Steven Miller's Table Reads:" Stephen Miller, accomplished fascist and aspiring screenwriter, hosts a podcast where he workshops his TV pilots such as "Law & Order: Loss Prevention" about elite detectives who track down and arrest a baby using formula stolen from Walgreens (2/5)

I'm contemplating launching a satirical podcast with a variety show format that critically examines and dismantles the aesthetic superstructure of MAGAism. Picture a weekly podcast in which each episode takes on a different facet of our current hellscape. (1/5)

Open yourself to the healing power of AntiASMR

A screenshot of a Google search AI Overview answer that says, "As of late October 2025, the movie Tron: Ares has a higher reported approval rating than Donald Trump...."

Dear Disney, If you're looking for a sales pitch, have you considered, "Tron: Ares has the best approval ratings!"?

Eleanor points out that Portland's heroes tend to be offbeat, independent creative thinkers, which explains why the city is such a ripe target; the administration is cracking down on artists, she says, "because we point out what is true." And absurd metaphors are a serious matter; when armed federal agents tackle a clarinet player in a banana costume, it draws attention to the disproportionate gap between the perceived threat and the official response. "What I love about what's happening in Portland is that we're refusing the binary of 'cower or fight," she says. “As a city of creative weirdos, we're claiming a third option: irreverence, humor, joy as resistance. And here's the thing - fascists have no counter-argument to that. They can't match wits. Theirs is not a culture of humor, because humor requires surprise and creativity, the exact opposite of control and conformity. You can't legislate against a naked bike ride or a dance party."

I love this so much

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