theophanic

fish with fluorescent pattern on the belly and side and two very visible upper pointy teeth like a vampire

ich sah diesen chompy fish (die Zähne fluoreszieren und meine Kamera ist shitty)
und er hat eine gewisse @haemophagie.bsky.social energy c:

ich hab das vor meiner Mutter und einer Handvoll Kroken gestern noch rezitiert :'D

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

logo of a bakery, consisting of a lil white bird biting into a pretzel twice its size

me when Backwaren

man, I wish I could have emergency nutritional paste for low spoon days

[repulsive garbage disposal cough]

cholol
chorrofl, even!

she and her beesties 😌🐝

lesgoo 🪓🪓🪓

If present, they should be the most unhinged comments possible.

Cunty Furry's Workout Gear

digital illustration of simons and sils vaesen ocs fleeing from an attacking kelpie.

now that the goods have been delivered i can finally show everyone the little gift i prepared for @captnconfusion.bsky.social!

happy (belated) birth once more <3

wir würden simon beim skribblen anfeuern, allesamt >:3

kokorikii, even!

ich muss meine silly tzeenchian magic cans auch endlich mal fertig pinseln :'D

das ist n sehr fun auszusprechender Name :D

und wenn man das Heft zumacht, kuscheln die Texte miteinander c:

hawaiihemd

jeansjacke

ich räum auf, friends, will wer 1 funky hawaii hemd (c&a herren s) oder eine cropped jeansjacke (h&m damen xl) für versand

always fun to fuck around - schnupper dich einfach mal durch n paar systeme durch, da findest du sicher was, das deinem Anspruch gerecht wird c:
Ich hab auch ne handvoll rausgesucht und n bisschen ausprobiert - luckily lassen sich die ja alle direkt vom USB-stick booten :3

taproot-bread (maybe tumblr) weighted blanket is not enough i need someone to do this to me [an illustration of someone using a huge rolling pin (like a giant) on a person's back]

Phelix stray kids, quasi

the vibes this post gives me:

"degree" was right there :^)

also I need the Miller to be a bass that also growls/screams
because it just fucks
and also: scary evil man making noises

I do know that one by heart :D
is a gud one c:

there are variants of the story where the person recognizing Raven-Krabat is his mother, but I think the angle of Krabat as full orphan beggar does make more sense for the Miller to pick as victim

it needs more Kantorka spotlight
and her side of the story,
in the book she just.. popped in like that - I think if she has agency to free the apprentices there would be more story to get out of
give her a leitmotif and have it intermingle with krabat's~

man, I'd love to experience a Musical/Opera on the Krabat story;
not neccessarily the Preußler variant, but more a funky interpretation of the historical materials >:3

there are no aliens under the floorboards, the water is 100% gasoline-free and the nightly wailing and moaning is really just the seagully down the shore

screenshot from Disney Snow White, she presses her face against a window, smooshing her nose and mouth against the pane - placed next to her is the deliberately misspelled Word "Packidge"

every single time