Oblivion Loading Screens

SILT STRIDER GF (Image of silt strider) lets you climb on her back takes you wherever you want to go is an enormous bug (affectionate) easy to spot in a crowd unmoisturized, in her own lane, thriving hrooOooOooOoot legs go all the way up (60 feet)

I dunno... tater tots are pretty rad. :P

A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing a Dremora (a lesser demon), in full Daedric (demonic, red and spiky) armor, in front of an Oblivion Gate (A large spiky, rocky oval with a fiery portal in the center and lightning coming out of the sides).

Few Dremora have even a primitive understanding of the Cheydinhal penal code.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd5p...
(Castlevania music starts blasting)

Potion of Pass the Hell Out chugged.

A Morrowind character with an orange face and tiny little hands shit his pants

A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing an Imperial Guard in the Arboretum of the Imperial City. The guard's armor is metal in a Roman style.

Ever since Levitation magic was banned, Dunmer have been angrily releasing pigeons in the Arcane University front lobby to protest. The bird droppings are unceasing.
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A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the Imperial Legion fighting some Clannfear in front of a fort. Clannfear looks like a pale yellow dinosaur raptor with a head resembling that of a triceratops. with sharp teeth in it's beak-like mouth.

Stabbing the nearest Mythic Dawn member is always an option.
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A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player's game being paused by a popup window giving them a status update, with the only option being an acknowledgement button that says "Done". The scene behind the window is of the player being passed by a guard patrolling the city of Leyawiin on a grey and rainy day. The guard is smiling and looking off into the distance, past the player.

Your pants have been deleted.
[Done]
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Need the modding community to make 6 mods for Oblivion Remastered:
1. Elongate the raindrop effects.
2. Turn Dar-Ma into an essential follower after her quest is done.
3. Weather control.
4. Set up a camp and bedrolls for you and your followers.
5. Spoon w/ your follower.
6. Glove clothing items.

Daedric Chainsaw of Scrambling added to skull.

Yeah. I don't vibe with Warframe's art style. Way too grotesque for me. I play it sometimes because my friends do, but it's far from my favorite shooter series (Halo / Space Marine 2 / formerly Destiny)
And I've drifted far away from enjoying PvP experiences these days.

I have a particular agenda, and it's going on adventures/spooning with Dar-Ma, in the rain, and getting gloves so I don't have to enchant wrist irons.
And specifically in that order!

Need the modding community to make 6 mods for Oblivion Remastered:
1. Elongate the raindrop effects.
2. Turn Dar-Ma into an essential follower after her quest is done.
3. Weather control.
4. Set up a camp and bedrolls for you and your followers.
5. Spoon w/ your follower.
6. Glove clothing items.

Wishing you and your family the best! :c ❤️

Morrowind boxart

Morrowind discourse is trending again and I rarely get involved with it these days because it bums me out.

Older games get held up with so much reverence but for Morrowind it's always "Who'd wanna go back and play that piece of shit!?" You know that game that saved Bethesda

God forbid your RPG has *checks notes* stats

PCgamer article from former Bethesda dev

Someone's gotta take the mic away from this former Bethesda dev

three golden rules:

1) don't make decisions in anger
2) don't go grocery shopping on an empty stomach
3) don't buy sex toys while you're horny

this is basically the same rule three times

Imagine a packer for trans men that looks like a Kwama Forager

Me talking about how much I love the Elder Scrolls games I grew up with to younger folks. (I have no idea what half of what she said meant, but context clues give a vague idea)

I tried it a few times in the last decade, it only clicked for me about a year ago, and only enough to do the main quests for vanilla + DLCs. It was good, and I appreciate the foundation it laid, but Oblivion is still my favorite, especially after the Remaster.

It took 80 hours. I threw my neck and back out. You can't just slap the graphic in and go. I had to test, frog it a lot, and change things. You can't just use any chart you find online, if you do decide to do this. I know mine works. It's tested. #darkbrotherhood #fanart #skyrim #crochet

A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player witnessing a massive fight breaking out, in the white stone architecture of the Imperial City Market District, between the citizens and guards, and a horde of underwear clad Argonians (lizard people) wielding daggers. Many of the citizens are fighting with only their fists, but a few have drawn swords, with guards in the back distance aiming bows and arrows into the crowd.

You have contracted A New Fetish.
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Really bad Morrowind loading screen edit that says "to defeat an enemy, try killing it"

Ancient Studded Bra

Common Gamer's Dress Pants

Spell Tome: Catch Simp

today I called the university where I got my BS degree and asked if they could help me find a job as an autistic adult and they said they'll have a counselor call me back but in the meanwhile I can check out this public list they've compiled of disability-friendly job boards […]