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Excited about my new shoelaces. Being a grown up is stupid.

First time in 20 years without a trick or treater and it was kind of a kick in the feels I wasn't expecting #Halloween #parenting

Who else is only awake right now to see Shohei hit in the 9th? #worldseries #game3 #mlb

taking a break from vacuuming because my back started to hurt and was thinking about how if I won the lotto the 1st thing I'd buy is a good vacuum cleaner. Being a grown up is so dumb

I've been a big Tua apologist all these years but it might be time to see what the kid can do ##miamidolphins #nfl

Insane

If us old folks disapprove of relationships with AI, are the kids going to call us "robophobic"? I feel like they are

it took me a minute to appreciate it as its own thing but its pretty good.

the difference between regular and budget store cling wrap is too vast. I need a more moderate level of clinginess than either of these options provide

Because nobody tells us what to do! (eyeroll)

Rhode Island distillery blends local flavors to create unique spirits Some 100 years after prohibition, a distillery in Providence is serving up local liquor. But it's not your run-of-the-mill alcohol, it’s both organic and oceanic. Pamela Watts of Rhode Island PBS Week...

Some 100 years after prohibition, a distillery in Providence is serving up local liquor. But it's not your run-of-the-mill alcohol — it’s both organic and oceanic. https://to.pbs.org/475vVbs

Halfway through #TheWaterfront and I guess I won't bother finishing. People are getting tired of one and dones @netflix.com

Currently half way through Wheel of Osheim. I hope you go back to this world someday. ( if there still is a world at the end )

[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

What a ridiculous time in our country that this needs to be clarified

#FantasticFour was about the nerdiest movie ever - as a FF movie should be. The narrative that it's a failure because casuals didn't show up for it is weird to me #Marvel #MCU

Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️

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Me in the audience as Clark and Ma are picking on Pa for being a mush #superman #DC

Freddy Freeman looks like he should be picking on Peter Parker and if you are a SWF that got both of those references hit me up

Thou shalt not pardon a convicted child molester. This one should be easy to follow.

My favorite thing about my anxiety filled 50's so far is being exhausted at 4 PM but wide awake at midnight without having to smoke crack

“a company connected to the United Arab Emirates government bought $2 billion in stablecoins issued by World Liberty Financial, the Trump family crypto firm, enabling the family to use the actual money it received to make tens of millions of dollars in interest”

No attempt to hide the corruption

We won't get any Kangs but my bold prediction without any basis is that the #TVA factor pretty heavily into #FantasticFour

did he not think people know about his dad?

Virginia Giuffre, one of Jeffrey Epstein's most prominent abuse survivors, dies by suicide Other Epstein victims credited Giuffre with giving them the courage to speak out.

A reminder that after years of speaking out against Epstein and giving other survivors the courage to come forward, Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre died by suicide in April at the age of 41.

Let's not forget that there are real human tragedies behind everything we're discussing.

I know most people gave up on #TheWalkingDead a long time ago but #DeadCity is really good guys.

I feel like the richest man in the world turning the 8th biggest website on the internet into a full on Nazi AI chatbot should be a bigger news story. Or a news story at all. Oh well, guess I'm wrong

#spoilers I guess. I dug #Ironheart and get why it's delay will help make #DrDoom easier to swallow but I think Wong not showing up in the post credits scene was a huge missed opportunity #Marvel

The administration is threatening to strip the citizenship of a man voters chose to serve as the Democratic Party’s nominee for Mayor of New York City because they don’t like his political views.

Just straight up fascist shit, no chaser.