Gern Blandston

It pays the bills.

Against my better judgement, I'm about to give Google's Antigravity a look. I admit to a morbid curiosity about how these so called "Agentic AI's" work in practice.

Notre Dame Our Mother, Pray For Us.

Look all I'm saying is that if I'm curling and someone comes at me I'm choosing my weapon for maximum deletion power.

Potayto Potahto

OK but hear me out, those curling stones weigh about 40 pounds... you can absolutely fucking ERASE someone with one of those things if it came to it. Imagine the potential carnage.

I mean people let Ai write mission critical production code. The huge ass Verizon outage in January was because of Ai code, I'm POSITIVE.
Me, when my kids weren't able to count to 10 yet there were VERY FEW THINGS we made them responsible for.

But here we are.

I dunno why but I can't stop laughing at this.

Oh shit same.

Once while eating dinner with my daughters and my mom, my youngest (11 at the time) asked

"Do frogs have sex? Oh my god are there frog vaginas?"

My mom, mortally embarrassed: "Can we put that topic in abeyance please?"

Me: "No, but we can put it on layaway!"

Nobody laughed.

Only if we can catch a Disaster Area concert after!

I always had you pegged as a hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is!

PS. Mein gott the number of autocorrect corrections I had to make on that sentence...

"Contradicts the Official Account" is such a shitty euphemism for "they fucking lied".

Great name for a Kentucky Derby horse tho.

Now THAT is a high fuckin quality BOC reference.

The best baseball movie I will not be taking questions.

ARE YOU TRYNA TELL ME JESUS CHRIST CAN'T HIT A CURVE BALL

Oh holy fuck thank you for this I need to grab the next one in this stupendous series!

THE KILLERS ARE ICE THE AGENDA IS TERROR BUT YOU KNOW THIS YOU SYCOPHANTIC PECKERWOOD SHIT STAINS

You'll be dead from a toxic liver by halftime.

I'm always tickled that you, former professional kicker of the shit out of things, now gets to be an amateur kicker of the shit out of things and still find enjoyment in it.

I, the moment I can stop writing code for a living, might never write code again. After 40 years it has... lost its lustre.

When he dize.

The best time would have been decades ago. The next best time is always right fucking now until It Happens.

No one to blame but myself, clearly. I'm consoling myself by also remembering Robin Williams screaming IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU, YOU MATHEMATICAL DICK at Stellan Skarsgård, so really it's a wash.

(I admit I had the Ben Affleck from Will Hunting screaming this in my brain)

Vagina reclinah

Democrats want ICE burned to the fucking ground and everyone involved with it prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for the crimes committed. Anything less than that is a fucking calamity. Surely you know this. You cannot possibly be so out of touch that you actually don't fucking know this.

I dunno, did you even look at the giant spidery mind flayer thing? Looked pretty gay to me...

/s

Right? And thank fuck it's never going to get some sort of glossy modern remake as a part of some Hollywood chucklenut's vanity project! Truly that would be a calamity.

Highlander

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