Gern Blandston

That little back heel pass from Johannes is a god damn delight!

DUDE MY CAR THO

One of my favorite network TV overdubs is the "motherfucker" being replaced with what is OBVIOUSLY someone else's voice saying "guuuuuuyy" nearly a full octave down instead. And we're all just supposed to pretend that's totally fine.

Forget the curve ball Ricky...

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT NOOOOOO

Came here to say exactly this

Have you heard the Good News about the Falcons?

@grok is this real

Yeah I'm almost ready to leave the vacation rental, let me just double check every drawer and closet I never even opened for stuff I never would have put in there in the first place...

The Matrix has you, Dave.

GOOD LORT AN HONEST TO FUCK HUDSON HAWK REFERENCE!

I live in Atlanta and holy hell do I adore that museum! Seeing a full sized Skeksis was the highlight of my 12 year old self's life. We've seen several programs there, it's just a goddamn delight. Great suggestion, thank you!

@grok is this real

Exactly this. And I'm delighted to see so many newer stories finally adding this to their narrative, that women not only "help" the heros, but ARE IN FACT THE HEROS.

This is of course generating a chorus of (delicious) complaints from fragile, delicate, hapless Alpha Males...

I loved TDC so much as a kid, and I NEVER got over the terror of the garthim, or the bristling malevolence of the Emperor SkekSo, clutching the Ruling Scepter to his chest as he dies.

As an adult it's striking how Kira does all of the heavy lifting while Jen seems to have no idea what's going on.

I didn't get a picture of the best sign I saw today, but I remember what it said:

Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.

#NoKings

The entirety of GenX detests clowns because of THAT fucking clown.

Definition of "understood the assignment" !

Fuck just tell him the penny IS the Nobel Peace Prize, his potato brain won't know the difference and you can bet NOBODY in his inner circle will have the sacks to tell him he DIDN'T win it.

You can reliably trust a computer to NEVER make the proper decision on your behalf.

(he said, utilizing thousands of different technologies all making proper decisions on his behalf)

Trump is CHATGPT in human form.

He can be convinced to agree with anything.

He lives in a world entirely defined by the quality of the inputs he's given.

He is untethered to any objective reality.

Everything he says must be understood to have a high chance of being wrong.

Where's the "more than 100" choice?

Broke, racist, and electrocuted. Bold play, Cotton.

The way she voices Doc Proton saying "That's... Kind of you?" when The Auditor is trying to get him in the armored car as Leviathan and SuperCollider are kicking the shit out of each other, I swear to fuck I nearly drove off the road I was laughing so hard. I played that shit back like 10 times.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

ahem

NO WAIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

I'm ok it's ok

I'm currently listening to the audio book for the first time (Alex McKenna fucking crushes it) and god damn this book is just so mind bendingly great, this is VERY EXCITING NEWS YAY YAY!

It's a picture of a portion of a flyer I received in the mail yesterday which reads in bold type "WELCOME TO BEAVER MAZDA OF CUMMING!" and in smaller type beneath "proudly owned and operated by the beaver family".

This, dear reader, is a place that actually exists.

Who's your favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)

ZOMFG it will be so satisfying to watch Drumpf asslicker Bryson DeChambeau be the one to give up the deciding, losing point at the Ryder Cup, especially since he's getting his ass absolutely HANDED to him.

IT'S TOO BAD YOU SADISTIC HALFWIT FEEBLE LIMP DICK PECKERHEADS ACTIVELY AGITATED TO MAKE THIS MAN PRESIDENT

What movie do you consider "perfect"?