Teft Akita

Nice try lol 🤔

I had that radio clip as the wake up alarm on my phone for over a year at one point. It became rather unsettling after a while XD

🎶then put your little hand in mine, there ain’t no hill or mountain we can’t climb🎶

🎶babe, I got you babe….🎶

OKAY CAMPERS RISE AND SHINE and don’t forget your booties cause it’s coooold out there today!

Looking for some new waterproof winter boots. Check Merrell....welp, guess I'm required to buy these ones (I did) XD

Meanwhile one could describe the movie as “Doogie Howser is a telepathic space nazi and he sticks his arm in a huge bug vagina…and that’s not even the main plot” XD

Definitely not his best work. I don’t remember much other than it was nothing like the movie, in a bad way.

[irl porn]

Let’s all celebrate hump day together.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but please don’t refrain from sharing good things - art, music, a bird you saw today, just sharing that you’re in a good mood - because you feel like it’s “not appropriate right now” given the world

Please share your joys right now more than EVER. We need them.

I don’t remember where I got the patch, but this is MY Blitz :9

thanks! :3

Is that a butt euphemism? Gladly ;9

🎹🦊

My birthday was earlier in the week but I was too busy to celebrate, so I’m declaring today is my birthday instead. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! 🎉🐕🎈

💜💜💜💜💜💜

Heck yeah. Happy birthday! Thanks for helping keep furry horny and weird :3

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That’s dangerous for a fox

Wait…blue M&M’s. Mid 90’s then :p

Since the 80’s…and I’d still eat it

Oh wow so happy to see this. Instant boost to my weekend to know someone was reunited with their pup 💜

Help scratch that itchy face you monster! :p

Damn that's a gorgeous dick :9

A cartoon drawing of the rear of a station wagon. Inside, an eight-legged Garfield plush is suction-adhered to the interior of the rear window. Xenomorph-like figures are shown to be driving the car. The cargo area of the car is filled with cartons of milk. A parking pass with the Weyland-Yutani logo is on the rear window.

Missing my big doofus a lot today ;___;

Mmmmm that’s a nice selection :9

New plant/dog friend joins the gang.

Raymond the anthro german shepherd dog, wearing a bulldog harness, is having his head held by Wash the anthro akita dog. Raymond's face is right up against the other dog's sheath, producing a worshipping state that's got him licking the other dog's balls.

try some
akita balls
right up close

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A two-color block print, showing a red fox curled up and asleep underground below a snowy winter landscape

Home for the holidays

The ring came off my pudding can.
Take my pen knife, my good man!

Every day