star haha barbara Bush Applebum on been a hard Obama

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

New Muppets was cute but they literally recycled the same Statler and Waldorf line from a Weezer video they were in 20+ years ago

"Fuck!"

Charles Martinet was just giving these away
youtu.be/RTGzcEz4Dgo

Gorky's Zygotic Mynci

it's not chocolate, nor is it poop, it's SHIT

Random thought popped into my head this morning: Epstein feels like the kinda guy who would really be into the Blue Man Group. I don't know why.

Sure enough the co-founder of Blue Man Group is in the files

I might be psychic

this is what i do all day

the first place I ever saw in NY was Long Island. me & Rachel stayed in Port Washington, then drove up to Newpaltz the next day. I will always, always have love for Long Island and this fuckin rules

FUCK YOU BILL GATES!!!! Take your ActiveX and shove it up your ActiveASS!! Hey bill, if you come anywhere near me, Im gona rip your fucking head off of your fucking shoulders!

With how enshittified tech has gotten lately I finally understand why he said this

Rivers Cuomo if he was transfem: I'm dumb and a lesbian🎶

holy shit you're right

Adobe Customer Support: 800-915-9428

Their phone line is, obviously, pretty backed up. But I think it's worth registering your displeasure as a customer when a company just decides that work you've done over a decade is going to become completely inaccessible at their whim.

"It's just a piece of fucking plaaaaa-stic"

but first I gotta take a hweez!

Hey @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social how's old F-sack holdin' up?

I think every tech CEO should have their intestines ripped out

I can't look at the Mario Kart Wii cover art without thinking of this

Pears are underrated as hell, I get what Rick Ross was talking about now. Shoutout to all the pear

unfortunately by the 2000s she became completely consumed by fox news. many such cases

everything in this thread describes my 90s aunt to a T wtf

Regular Show had so many cute robots

She did this.

but doing it with crack isn’t just wrong..it could be dead wrong

I think my dad saw this live and told me about it the next morning lol

Damn, I coulda been in Fear Factory

i feel bad for neil breen bc his fantasy of the wealthy and powerful committing mass suicide upon being revealed is just repeatedly being shattered