Allan Maule

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oh im not ‘supposed’ to hide in the churró batter an beg to be coated in cimminom i thought this was a democracy

As the manager Zooms into the meeting from their beach house

We all need a good sonnet today.

100%. Besides being uniquely enjoyable, poetry is also great for anyone who does copywriting because you learn how huge ideas fit in a few words.

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This is essential—unlike my favorite punctuation mark.

House Republicans passed their bill that’d rip health insurance from millions and take food assistance away from millions including households with kids as young as 7 in the largest Medicaid and SNAP cuts in history - while giving giant tax cuts to the rich.

Thread on the next steps of the process.

But do we really want them to git gud?

disappointed we didn’t get Pope Pizzaballa but at least we’ll always have Pope Deep Dish

Why do all the guys in DOGE sound like they could be members of the Strokes?

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Amazing that I missed this one all those years ago, but not as amazing as this song.

An Opposition Worthy Of Its Name We should all have realistic expectations, but Democrats could absolutely do better. Here's how.

"If Dems want to stave off the obliteration of the party, and maybe the US, I’d implore them to respond directly to the right-wing assault on themselves and us, not to whatever their pollsters point to as firmer terrain."

Righteous @brianbeutler.bsky.social piece:
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This is an important point I think. Opposition to Musk isn't based on philosophical or political views. It's between people who know when they're being conned and people who don't. Whether we still have a functioning country after this depends on how many of us fall for the wallet inspector gag

A window in an office has a banner that spells out: "Travelers CHUBB" with a depiction of an umbrella next to "Travelers." Both these names belong to insurance companies. No, really.

I have to admit, every time they upgrade me to First Class for free, I get a

The amateur poster panics and rushes to clarify his original post when the replies begin misconstruing it. Whereas the veteran does nothing because he is already working on his next post. His enemies are forever arguing with the wind

SURGEON: you know those stories about doctors accidentally leaving scissors inside their patients

ME: please say you didn’t

SURGEON: haha no

ME: phew

SURGEON: but can you call my phone?

I like that you could select any Kerouac quote you wanted and even Joe would tell him he was weaving

Riley, your care for your readers always shines through ♥️

[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]

me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment

you call me immature one more time and you can get the fuck outta my bouncy castle

Heard this place was less angry than X, or at least more nerdy