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This was so fun!

16.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Epstein survivor Haley Robson: I’m so tired of having this administration just completely dismiss us. They’re supposed to be the party of, you know, family values and protecting children. And I just feel like if that’s the party you are, it seems like Thomas Massie is the only one showing up for it.

12.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 15276    πŸ” 4531    πŸ’¬ 419    πŸ“Œ 155

When a bag of Doritos is now $6-$7, a 15% decrease is insulting. 50% is more like it

04.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously @Abcnews you spent how much time with a Disney ad disguised as a CEO interview of some rich guys during your evening news program? What a waste of time.

03.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really enjoyed you latest video about how we are being lied to. I never imagined I’d be able to pay attention to 90 minutes of content, 1 hour of it on renewable power.

03.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well they should’ve dropped Chris Brown after he beat Rhianna but people have short memories and easily forget. She’ll be back, unfortunately.

28.01.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah but I’m not gonna shoot someone (yet) until things get really much worse

21.01.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always disliked that lyric. What does it lump all old people who live a long time into a non good bucket?

18.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It finally happened! Wordle in 1. Thanks Trump for the starting word.

Wordle 1,668 1/6*

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

12.01.2026 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course!

24.12.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welsh cakes

23.12.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the UK they are made with currants, which are harder to get here so I use raisins which are definitely second best

23.12.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again they are β€œflooding the zone” as a distraction from whatever shenanigans are underway. Steve Bannon was correct that there is only so much we can pay attention to and they’ll sneak important stuff in under cover of distraction. Release the Epstein files, do not rename the JFK center

19.12.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again they are β€œflooding the zone” as a distraction from whatever shenanigans are underway. Steve Bannon was correct that there is only so much we can pay attention to and they’ll sneak important stuff in under cover of distraction

19.12.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This one is ridiculous.
Still got it in 4 but really?!?

Wordle 1,644 4/6*

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

19.12.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

15.12.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 43243    πŸ” 6763    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 0

I always loved bread sauce as a kid. Turns out Mom used some kind of sauce packet she had shipped in from the UK to make it

16.12.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe when you push back against electric cars too hard, giving China plenty of room to innovate, and see what they can build for 1/3rd the cost of a US vehicle you can’t start crying. We did the same to Japan in the late 60s and early 70s and they ate our lunch for a decade

11.12.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not only did the SpanGam appear first but got the puzzle without any extra words.
Strands #643
β€œTolkien's world”
πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅
πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

06.12.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mother always said to me β€œonce a subject of the Queen, always a subject of the Queen”. I’ll keep my dual US/UK citizenship until I die thank you very much

04.12.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I failed. Lots of possible choices and I guess I picked the lower percentage ones.

Wordle 1,628 X/6*

🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

03.12.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two SpanGrams first in a row. A record for me.

Strands #639
β€œOn the web”
πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅
πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

02.12.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Quiet Crisis: What’s Driving Gun Suicides Among Older Americans? More and more older Americans are dying by firearm suicide, a new analysis from The Trace and GQ reveals. Older white men and those in rural areas experience alarmingly high rates.

Some know that I lost my Dad to suicide by gun a few years ago. It has affected all who knew him deeply. This is a great article discussing the topic. www.thetrace.org/2025/09/gun-...

01.12.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well we know those who majored in English and Communications didn’t pay attention in math class. Ask the questions!!! Do your jobs!!!

01.12.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The whole point of the Internet or Web was that people would provide links. It is why hyperlinks exist! Asking for a link or source is just part of the way things should be done without being accused of being lazy.

01.12.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect! Always love trying to get the Spangram first

Strands #638
β€œOn the ice”
πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅
πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

01.12.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a corporate whore, this Strands puzzle made me cringe. Why are we like this?

Strands #628
β€œHeard at the board meeting”
πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅
πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

21.11.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where in the US is this true? It most certainly isn’t at my grocery store!

19.11.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just what we need, another billionaire in control.

19.11.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we have a list of all the other reporters on that plane so we can ask them to explain themselves? Why didn’t they say anything?

19.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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