hannah

what if airpods were called airbuds instead?

can everyone i follow who tattoos put tattoo in their username and everyone i follow who makes jewelry put jewelry in their username please. so i can find you on instagram. (i am very simple)

the highest of compliments: old man asked me where i got my “gangster nikes”

rewatching skins (uk duh) and i just gotta say: chris ilu you absolute chaos demon. emerged as my new fave as a 35 yo woman revisiting teen tv

no you stated crying on the phone to your boss when you called into work to talk about your cat who is logically probably fine but idk what is happening to me rn

i like when english people say “i’ll debrief ya”

my review so far: these songs are long af

in a big music rut so i’m listening to pure moods? ??? ? k

yr not legit // until a bird shits // upon yr bag[gu]

my uber driver is blasting Tennis thank u my dude

does anyone in austin texas actually do a decent manicure??? i’ve never gotten a good one. thought my curse was lifted yesterday, but my nails didn’t dry after 5+ hours and got ruined when i went to bed :(

why does everyone need every story told to be a fucking after school special

not to double down but the book was $22 on amazon with a $100 cover price and we had it for $15 🥲

lady just threw a book at me because it was the same price as a used copy on amazon

i hate the way that viral man does dishes with his lil brush. i hate it!!!!!!!

i’ve tried it 2x and hated it lmfao

it’s just a certificate for copy editing, proofreading, and fact checking !! i did feel dumb on day 1. very flustered when we did a breakout group in zoom lo l brain very rusty.

uber drivers who don’t put the radio on……whyyyy

lol i have my period on my first day of school, which is virtual, but there will be an assessment test. i’m gonna be so stupid. fuck. i don’t wish to be perceived on zoom today

a mom recently shielded her extremely teenaged son from me when we passed each other with plenty of personal space down a very wide aisle at HEB. what’s going on?

i love when i say pardon me/excuse me and the person in my way goes “uh huh” and doesn’t move. thanks! “right behind ya!!” NOTHIN?? …so i squeeze my ass thru and they get mad? i’ve been boxed in by other customers at stores so much lately. self awareness please!!!!

i know a lot is going on right now but lately, personally, a bunch of stuff has been really disappointing lately. i try to ~stay posi but i will admit that i’m bummed out

i should say back on / more aggressively on my quest to find my signature scent, i’d cooled down on sample ordering because i was all over the place. i finally targeted what i really like and want and now the search is a lot more focused 😇

i’m on a quest to find my signature scent (don’t have time to pathologize) and so far this is #1. i have 6 more samples to fuck with & a lot of perfume opinions

i’m at a juice place where they call ur name out but they’re also playing a house music track where the dj keeps talking on the track and it’s too much for me rn

i recently bought a black bag on there. but it was actually a desaturated image of a green bag.

i didn’t really like purple until my friend died and now i buy little purple things bc it was her favorite color. my own little superstition. and now i actually love a pastel purple so much 😈

i’m in the billing and i’m filling myself

why do random people always offer to tattoo me. no thank you lol

i’ve been scammed in an uber exactly 1 time and now i think everyone is scamming me when it’s just that the maps suck