Just A Mech

Funny anecdote: the two non MTG players who read this for edits thought "Bagel and Schmear" was a bit and not a real actual card

The font would appear to be English 111 Adagio CE, available for the highly presidential sum of just $39.75 USD

Note "The" is not kerned correctly

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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Please consider donating what you can to a food bank near you.

People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.

halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest

The Animal Crossing team is so funny, man. They will stand defiant in players calls for even a little crumb of an update during a game's peak popularity and then 20 years later be like "We have added macroeconomics to Animal Crossing: New Leaf."

Pokemon rumble spheal next to a transmission tower/pylon/hydrotower/whatever you want to call it wearing the hat from pokemon legends za with the text "i love paris", as if unaware that spheals are banned in lumiose and is not really looking at the eiffel tower/prism tower

you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”

the cool thing about linkedin is you can see people who make enough money to buy and sell your entire family into slavery fifty times over admit to being the dumbest most useless motherfuckers alive

*nods approvingly*
blaseball

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

I BREWED THIS WHEN THEY REVEALED TMNT

Untested and probably very bad but I'm excited to give it a shot eventually.

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Tom Nook makes an announcement about who he is endorsing for Mayor of New York City: I am endorsing Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of New York City. Zohran Mamdani is a radical leftist lunatic who will leave every honest and hardworking landlord in this fair city destitute. Oh, and Curtis, there’s some,”trash”, that is two months behind on rent that needs taken out. You know what to do.

An important announcement from Tom Nook.

slope of darkness with mist over the ocean cliffs

huge antlers over low bushes, in the mist

the bull elk slowing appearing out of the mist

bull elk framed by mist, suddenly come clear to us, casually eating a plant, with plant stalks draped over part of his rack.

The mist-shrouded morning at Point Reyes National Seashore, hiking with @sallyfisherprice.bsky.social, felt not just haunted or ethereal, but otherworldly. The zenith of that sensation came when a huge bull elk appeared out of the landscape as if a ghost from another land entirely.

The STORM

Custom Balor/White Witch, for when you need a nano whip AND a ferrous lash.

#LancerRPG #Mecha #ttrpg

@raxkingisdead I like the whole Gondor/Mordor thing. All cities should have an evil version right across the river, like DC and Arlington

a list of apps pre-installed on the Xbox ROG Ally including Microsoft Teams and Onedrive

LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

The horrible moment when you realize you're finally running out of that great pen you bought in bulk 8 years ago. Because you are Normal About Pens.

hat that says: "cargo pants? uhhhh no buddy, car go beep beep, you feeling alright man?"

good things still exist

Mean Green War Machine

Mailer that reads: Molly, Seasons may change, but the need for blood is constant.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

Bluesky feed is like

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we're doomed
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we're doomed
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cute kitty!
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we're doomed
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[adult content]
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we're doomed
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finally I'll reiterate, would it have been cooler if they acknowledged Nick Floyd as the creator and cultivator of dandan? absolutely.

but getting mad at the individuals working at the corporation for the decisions of the corporation is childish and misguided. stop fucking doing that.

Yes, I'm only as far as the Bell Beast.

My main strategy for boss fights in Hollow Knight: Silksong is, "Even losers get lucky sometimes."

Me: Whew, it took 27 tries but I finally beat that Silksong boss. What’s my reward?

Silksong: Congrats *opens door to a hallway that is just spikes with no floor* you win a ticket to hell

Hornet as an SSC Atlas