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the real question is how long can this shit go on

I have no idea what’s rage bate and what isn’t anymore

Someone give me a lorazepam and put me to bed

Are there no non-binary billionaires that can save the world rn?

In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.

I love starting a podcast on Spotify and within 10 seconds there is an ad break. It’s so fun.

Oh good 😭😭😭😭

i can't afford the amount of weed it's going to take to get through the upcoming years

Imagine watching that sermon and thinking it was "nasty." We elected a man who thinks mercy has no place in a house of worship. God help us.

as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this

Just a truly horrible time for those with anxiety-induced stomach problems

I can’t tell if my anti-depressants are working or if I’m just happy I’m done menstruating for the month