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Happy Survivor 50 premiere to all who observe

"Wuthering Heights" is cunt as hell and I'm ready to defend her. Hong Chau!

Happy KATSEYE-wins-Best-New-Artist-Grammy day to all who celebrate

Sometimes you see a haircut in the grocery store that stops you dead in your tracks. This man had the sharpest bang and not in a fashion way. Still recovering from the shock.

Tired: Diane Warren losing the Oscar for Original Song

Wired: Diane Warren losing the Oscar for Original Song for the song in her own documentary

Good things that happen to others are cringe and annoying.

Good things that happen to me are preordained and heaven-sent 🙏🏻

🇸🇿 Eswatini, Eswatini 🇸🇿

Who up replacing they pump assy?

...and who the fuck is Madeline?

Gooped that the random coffee shop I popped into this afternoon had a Bible verse as the wifi password. Further gooped when I was the only patron it didn't connect for 👹...still God's fav tho 👼🏻

Celery cocktail a day keeps the doctor away

a woman in a leopard print jacket is saying ahhhh that 's history . Alt: Whitney Houston in a leopard print jacket is saying ahhhh that's history .

The season finale of #SurvivorAU Australia V The World

Tiffany Mitchell from BB23 saying "Fuck Sara Beth" lol

Fuck #bb27, and I said that shit

Like why on my cool-down walk after getting a soft move out notice from my landlord did I get STUNG BY A BEE?!

If anyone else has any annoying news/hate/general misgivings to send my way, today seems to be the day so send on through!

mis hijas

The mean streets of Kanto claim another victim

Shark Tank idea: Movie theaters where we turn down the volume just a little bit

No shot we've entered fragrant cinna-bush season

The Gilded Age

Fast Demi Lovato · Fast · Song · 2025

Thank you, Mother Demetria - can't wait to speed on the back roads to this.

AVA PEARL, THE WOMAN YOU ARE!

A Missy Primer:

-Friendly Skies ft Ginuwine
-Best Friends ft Aaliyah
-Hot Boyz
-Stickin Chickens
-Lick Shots
-4 My People ft Eve
-Bring the Pain ft Method Man
-PUSSYCAT
-Play That Beat
-Partytime
-Meltdown

But honestly just throw on any album and listen all the way through, truly no skips

Work It barely scratches Missy's discography and all of Missy's albums stand the test of time DOWN. Timbaland, Aaliyah, and Missy changed the sound of hip hop and pop music forever together.

Summer has BEGUN 🗝️

Let me get this straight. In a randomly divided comp, one winner wins $10k and the other...picks HOH comp players??? #bb27

Tired: Keying car doors

Wired: Keying car doors — from the inside

A Costco membership is a dangerous thing for a single man in a studio apt like me to be gifted at Christmas by my Uncle Mike - but I have it

Oral surgeon impressed by my jaw healing saying it's the best he's ever seen

Materialists delivers thank GOD