...and who the fuck is Madeline?
27.10.2025 18:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@colemango.bsky.social
Maroon PT Cruiser with Wood Paneling in Human Form πBosstin
...and who the fuck is Madeline?
27.10.2025 18:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gooped that the random coffee shop I popped into this afternoon had a Bible verse as the wifi password. Further gooped when I was the only patron it didn't connect for πΉ...still God's fav tho πΌπ»
20.10.2025 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Celery cocktail a day keeps the doctor away
20.09.2025 21:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The season finale of #SurvivorAU Australia V The World
08.09.2025 03:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tiffany Mitchell from BB23 saying "Fuck Sara Beth" lol
Fuck #bb27, and I said that shit
06.09.2025 14:23 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like why on my cool-down walk after getting a soft move out notice from my landlord did I get STUNG BY A BEE?!
01.09.2025 22:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If anyone else has any annoying news/hate/general misgivings to send my way, today seems to be the day so send on through!
01.09.2025 22:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0mis hijas
28.08.2025 18:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The mean streets of Kanto claim another victim
19.08.2025 23:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shark Tank idea: Movie theaters where we turn down the volume just a little bit
13.08.2025 16:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No shot we've entered fragrant cinna-bush season
12.08.2025 14:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Gilded Age
11.08.2025 04:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you, Mother Demetria - can't wait to speed on the back roads to this.
01.08.2025 15:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0AVA PEARL, THE WOMAN YOU ARE!
30.07.2025 17:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Missy Primer:
-Friendly Skies ft Ginuwine
-Best Friends ft Aaliyah
-Hot Boyz
-Stickin Chickens
-Lick Shots
-4 My People ft Eve
-Bring the Pain ft Method Man
-PUSSYCAT
-Play That Beat
-Partytime
-Meltdown
But honestly just throw on any album and listen all the way through, truly no skips
Work It barely scratches Missy's discography and all of Missy's albums stand the test of time DOWN. Timbaland, Aaliyah, and Missy changed the sound of hip hop and pop music forever together.
29.07.2025 03:40 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Summer has BEGUN ποΈ
14.07.2025 19:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Let me get this straight. In a randomly divided comp, one winner wins $10k and the other...picks HOH comp players??? #bb27
11.07.2025 03:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tired: Keying car doors
Wired: Keying car doors β from the inside
A Costco membership is a dangerous thing for a single man in a studio apt like me to be gifted at Christmas by my Uncle Mike - but I have it
03.07.2025 02:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oral surgeon impressed by my jaw healing saying it's the best he's ever seen
24.06.2025 13:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Materialists delivers thank GOD
18.06.2025 14:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0THIS SUX. I NEED SHAK.
29.05.2025 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As the preeminent Chrissy Hofbeck defender, this brings me joy #survivor50
28.05.2025 16:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And KATSEYE are now my daughters and Gnarly is the song of the summer
13.05.2025 15:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pop Star Academy on Netflix is the closest thing to ANTM we have in the current pop culture landscape and I CHERISH it
13.05.2025 15:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just got Jury Duty on my birthday...who did I hurt?
04.04.2025 17:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How much of the 24hr speech did Cory Booker dedicate to Rosario Dawson?
02.04.2025 03:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0