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Aaron Cohen

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Dad and ice cream shop owner. Books, cats, baking, punk music, running. Carly Rae Jepsen appreciator. Kottke.org contributor. Boston, USA https://linktr.ee/gracies Check out my children's book The Salty Avocado https://bookshop.org/a/3552/9781793381798

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Coulda come through. Next year!

25.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a playlist that just has Mother by Danzig.

Screenshot of a playlist that just has Mother by Danzig.

It’s Community Servings pie pickup day at Gracie’s and Earnest so we’re playing Mother by Danzig on repeat as it is custom.

25.11.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Might get pilloried for not putting milk on though so there’s that!

25.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Milk?

25.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I can take the British, but have not interest in messing around with the Irish, but I will take my lumps.

25.11.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't want to call out someone I didn't know for going to the store too early and missing something they desired.

25.11.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jcsalterego.bsky.social @sifu.tweety.fish Likely they hadn't put it out yet, but I only ever use salted anyway because I never want LESS salt than is in salted butter. Who am I to control this? The Salt King of Salty Mountain? No thank you, I trust the food scientist at Kate's.

25.11.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That's what I'm here for.

25.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Still salty about the revolution huh?

25.11.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think my microwave is faster, but I usually use the kettle. It just happened I had made the tea the day before and had to leave before I could drink it.

25.11.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep thinking he’ll
Stop being so messy at
The table, and yet.

25.11.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There it is.

25.11.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think they just saw how animals were sleeping!

25.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
GRACIE'S ICE CREAM 11TH BIRTHDAY ADVENT JOY 12 DAY ADVENTURE | Gracie's Ice Cream Last year's Ice Cream Advent Calendar was so successful, people have been asking about it since March. You know the drill: 12 days of tasty ice cream, fun activities, and gratitude. I love communi...

Ooops. Now with link: gracies-ice-cream.square.site/product/icec...

24.11.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This woman's arguments about beds are so bad I actually feel more strongly about beds than I did two minutes ago.

24.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always this and never β€œbabies should be allowed to get tattoos as long as they pick something really cool and it’s not on their face or neck.”

24.11.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Every holiday can be focused on hand pies if you believe in yourself.

25.11.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always find out about their Chicago Christmas shows 3 weeks before they happen and can't make it.

25.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, you were right on this one.

25.11.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never had the sharp cheese only the cheese that is insulating the 500 degree under layer.

25.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe 2026 is the year The Lawrence Arms goes back out on tour?

25.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I disagree because if the cheese/pepperoni is HARD it won't be too hot underneath, right? I like a some browning on top.

24.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of embarrassing food injuries in this thread. Going in the other direction, everyone agrees the most honorable food injury is a mouth burn from French Bread Pizza. Stouffer's gives its moltenest pizza to its bravest soldiers.

24.11.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

You had the baby sneeze right into your mouth yet?

24.11.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I famously don't have much affinity for movies that came out before I was born, but I do like The Producers.

24.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta go with Jerry here.

24.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're Hidden Boston Official now.

24.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😘

24.11.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness to Jason, this was me.

24.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, we only had the oil smell from Sunday night (when we got home) until Wednesday night (when the oil was discovered, cleaned up, and then the house burned down).

24.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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