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Putting the finishing touches on my anthropological study of the “Bluesky Guy” (38-47 years old, standard level woke and making SURE you know it, significantly less emotionally regulated than he thinks, every thread an opportunity for a personal story) which will be seminal but earn me death threats

Need to help him win the GOP primary first.

my wife just confused Stephen A Smith with Stephen Miller and created "Stephen A Miller" and god what a nightmare human that would be

André 3000 has the dream career trajectory: becoming famous and successful for something you’re really good at, then quitting that to occasionally do some weird bullshit for the next few decades

Headline: ICE came for their neighbor so these Tennesseans formed a human chain to protect him

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

Is McAllen Unknown or the Beach? Have some close friends from there. :)

Bojangles FTW.

Good Tweet request if we make the 16.

Jordan fucking Walsh. From the weakside corner to blocking the layup in transition.

Anybody??

Pretty sure they have these backwards; Bert loves Tito's.

Arkansas is one of the poorest states in the country.

Sarah Sanders "plan" to improve our state includes cutting food stamps, building an expensive prison, and diverting money from public schools to private ones with zero oversight by the state.

And we wonder why we're last in everything.

Noticing a massive influx in bots today. 7 have followed my little account. I guess Bluesky has arrived.

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.

Dark mode everything at all times 🖤

Listening to this song tonight made me deeply sad for the years to come.

Who else thinks Marco Rubio will be the first contestant who gets fired on this next season of Celebrity Apprentice?

Oh good the new kids think they can show up late and dictate what things are called here. They’re skeets. And if that bothers you, you can go to threads or whatever idc. Or don’t, but shut up you fucking nerd

The one thing none of these headlines can convey is the way in which he says “black person” when he was saying these things, with a weird little tone shift in his voice

Oh good. Have this scenario scheduled for tomorrow. Guess I’ll cancel all plans for Saturday hahaha.

this is wild to me…and it’s also jarring to hear some other random voices doing a big SEC game

Wanted to see what AI could cook up with the prompt of Jesus taking over the steering wheel in the lost F35 and didn't expect it to go this hard

Anyone love Cracker/CVB as much as I did? Another outstanding catalog and live show.

Stars is my favorite track. Still on my go-to playlist.

NAD is a favorite of mine. That two bass attack created such a groove

Brad released a live album pre-pandemic that is a fun listen. Perhaps too much banter but fun nonetheless.

Feels like covid ruptured public trust in a way that’s manifesting in all sorts of peculiarities. The “New Skeptic” is an exhausting sort of ideology to scrutinize.