Zaiquiri

How is everyone tolerating day 3 of government slutdown?

Add Clomipramine to this list.

When I find whoever named Clonidine, Clozapine, and Klonopine, and Clomiphene, I am going to have some very stern words for them

Evil IT: "have you tried turning it On and back Off again?"

Casual commander is the only game that ive experienced in which it is taboo to want to win the game.

Some people have asked when bacteria will evolve to be resistant to alcohol (like hand sanitizer)

But thats a bit like asking when animals will evolve to be resistant to grenades

First of several Predaliens

Republicans in office: we passed the "Make Homeless People Homelesser" bill

Democrats: we have no choice but to appeal to the right, and continue the policy of making homeless people homelesser. Surely this will win us more votes.

Surgeons estimate blood loss with the same accuracy as techs charting 18 for respiratory rate

i had a lot of fun putting together this skull throne

this felt CLASSIC

see what i mean?

great news; all the femme predators are caked up and fuckin stacked, its crazy

Switching up what minis I'm working on to keep them fresh

I unironically think that Tiktok's aggressive censorship is contributing to the culture of victorian prudishness on the app

Posts like these are all over tiktok, claiming that there are maps of "possible targets" or "iranian targets"

FEMA doesn't put out maps of military targets. FEMA maps natural disasters.

Iran has not announced targets. Why would they do that?

This is propaganda. To make you feel threatened.

Can't believe the U.S. just entered WWIII on the wrong fucking side

Aspire to be pure of heart, and bowel

all conservatives are bots

i’ll fucking say it time and time again

trans lives matter
black lives matter
abortion is healthcare
free palestine
ACAB
keep religion out of politics
billionaires should not exist
you either hate nazis or you are one
fuck elon musk

Guy who wants to advertise his affinity for intimacy and dating names himself "IntimiDate"

Look, I try not to judge cultural beliefs, but when people claim they or their children got sick because they slept with the fan on, or because the weather changed, or they didn't wear a sweater

I have a visceral urge to tear the skin off my face and eat it in front of them

My wife is so cool I love her so much.

Oh. Thanks Feeld.

Padme would have loved Chappel Roan

Some day, i hope that Costco invents a hotdog that makes it out of the Costco parking lot.

For some reason, the ones I buy are always gone before I get home.

Yeah! I'd love to part with em. DM me, I'll mail them wherever.

Ignore the bite marks on the bag. I have an orange cat.