Katie. [tv] →?←

A photo of an airplane and a cartoon sun followed by text that reads "I dont use pencils in class. We gotta make weird darts out of post-it notes and staples"

Texts from an 11th grader. This is the dire state of our education system

No one to openly ridicule you for living your best life. Im so jealous 😒

Curiosity is my greatest blessing and biggest curse. The things I wish I could remove sometimes 🙃

Every emotion I was having was shown on Lisa's face the entire time 😂

Watching the season premiere with Wendy redecorating like money’s no object and asking for a 12 foot marble fireplace hits differently today. #RHOP #3WickDecorating

a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and says you are your worst enemy ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and says you are your worst enemy

I was trying to protect you guys and I made it so much worse 😭😭😭

Noooo!!! Why would you do the thing I said not to do lmmfao

I cant even describe it. Its disgusting and has haunted me. If youve ever accidentally seen a photo of a severe STD case, its that times a million

No problem!! After blue waffles, I try to do my part and help keep people from googling things that they dont realize they dont truly wanna see

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TIL: its not cut the fuck up, I may or may not be using certain emojis properly, my brain has room for a niche fetish dictionary but can't decipher new acronyms for laughing

Thissss! I love a le mao

Could you imagine them trying to redefine emoticons? XD would be the first one they sully lmao

getting to the brink of having an orgasm and stopping just before climax. Intentional blue balls, essentially

Fuxk that. They're the cringe ones. WE are the ones who defined emojis. WE created these hieroglyphs for the ancient internet texts

I thought 🥴 was a drunk/ fubar face 😢

Ughhhh I wish we lived closer to each other bc my nerdy husband and your nerdy husband would have a great time together

They ate all the edibles before the police kicked in the door

a woman wearing a neck brace and glasses is giving a thumbs up . ALT: a woman wearing a neck brace and glasses is giving a thumbs up .

Can we talk about how in 39ish days we went from Karen leaving prison to Wendy being arrested? #RHOP

Isn’t it wild that we didn’t know any of the Showgirl songs a week ago and now I can’t imagine not knowing them and singing them constantly?? ❤️‍🔥

a woman sitting on a couch with bravo written on the bottom ALT: a woman sitting on a couch with bravo written on the bottom

Now, why am I getting Sweet James ads alllllll the way over here in Atlanta? Noella fumbled the bag just to be on #rhoc for one terrible season

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly in Excel

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly in Excel is older than ICE.

i am 100% convinced taylor wrote the line "her name was kitty, she made her money being pretty and witty" knowing people were going to use it as a sound to post cat videos on tiktok for her to scroll

Top tier brain scratcher in this album for me:
"All the perfect couples say "When you know you know and when you don't you dont""
A line from Margaret by Lana and The Bleachers.😍 The wedding song her bestie wrote for her other bestie.

Its not a cohesive double like ttpd. Its more like an encore
On fallon she stalled til exactly midnight to say"baby thats show business for you" so I think thats her giving us our metatheatre clue

Ed sheeran will likely be featured. Too many tloas/Red connections+ the Fallon engagement story

🤡🤡🤡🤡
Its a double album.
The clocks
Movie said 1006 (fallon) at Fallon 1009 (tay/kover)
12:12 all over the short film (2 era 12s)
2 loaves of bread she brought Jimmy but didnt show us yet
The 2 Exit signs eeeevvveerryyywhhherrrrre.

Just call me Cassandra in a few days....

Lisa is speaking out from her buttercream corner #RHOC