A.T. Prenger

When I see a dog eared page in a library book I feel I should legally be able to find out who it did it and then gently shatter their kneecap with a pipe wrench.

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors

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How much pornography did you have to read for THIS episode?

30 is long in my rear view. If that was the goal then I wouldn't still be working towards my break.

Wedding planning is suspiciously easy when you're both seemingly chill.

Reading an article about the confirmation hearing for our new Surgeon General, who doesn’t have a current medical license. After this administration, assuming we’re alive, I will never have imposter syndrome again.

Man, we had an entire show, “Unsolved Mysteries,” kids would just get abducted and never seen again.

Watched "Sisu: The Road to Revenge" this weekend. Was a fun movie. The first one is much better, but they went in and made this a violent "Looney Tunes" and I enjoyed it for what it was.

I now am curious as to what exactly goes into "Sausages surprise."

What is the purpose of THIS State of the Union? Seriously? The guy never shuts up. All he does is ramble to whoever will listen to him. Why do we have to preempt "Jeopardy!" for this?

For the last three weeks I've had consecutive three-day weekends. Have to say...that was awesome. We need to re-shape society to allow those forever.

I have been using my Brick a lot more than I expected. Combined with setting my FitBit to DND I am much less distracted. Getting a lot of writing and reading done, not staring at my screen while watching movies. Love it!

"I think there are probably people tied to Epstein on every continent."
"Not Antarctica. My penguins are innocent."

So...is Salacious Crumb Jabba the Hutt's pet or are they best buddies?

I prefer to describe myself as "Charismatic Megafauna."

It clicked to me when I found out he loves “Miracleman.” That’s when I realized he wanted to make that movie and couldn’t, so he tried with Superman.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Makes me grimly chuckle when they complained about government employees being leeches on society. I am one. I’ve had to sell blood to afford rent on my salary. I learned it from a fellow employee who was in the same boat.

A stack of LEGO kits including the “Legend of Zelda” set, “2Fast2Furious,” “Back to the Future,” and “Transformers.” My fiancé loves me.

For Valentine’s Day my fianSam took me to the LEGO store and said we had $300 to spend. We…may have gone over. #LEGO #ValentinesDay #LEGODate #2Fast2Furious #LegendofZelda #BacktotheFuture #Transformers

My overweight tabby, Eivor, still gets the zoomies.

Ki-Ki-Ki! Ma-Ma-Ma!

the hunt

Been reading your newsletter for a while now. Thanks for the advice of The Brick! Bought one two weeks ago and have been very productive both at my own writing and work.

Ms. MoneyPurry decided to help us with our taxes by throwing up all over our forms.

I want an "MiB/Aliens" cross over because it would be hilarious to watch Will Smith make a quip, blat a Xenomorph, then get covered in acid.

Being dragged kicking and screaming back into the office after having four days off.