Maybe if ICE didn’t wear all that provocative riot gear, they wouldn’t get rioted all the time.

** lunchtime with daughter, and Purriosa knows we are about to eat **
*Kitty meows aggressively for food; Daughter translating for the cat*
“Hurry up, man, these ground squirrels aren’t gonna kill themselves. “
* we laugh for hours about this *

Sweet Hell! The wind is so bad, it cut through my pants and whistled a tune across my butthole like blowing on a coke bottle… and I was driving the van! #SkyFeud #OldManShakesFistAtClouds

There are no wishes being granted in Gaza rn, cause all the genies, or Jinn, have killed themselves. When all the Jinn commit suicide at once, it is called a Mass Jinn-o-cide.

I make memes and shit too.

I like her better without the instagram filter. Make Bigfoot blurry again.

I swear to Fuck, if Wyoming doesn’t come get their goddamn wind I’m gonna tell Boulder that they’ve got free baby goat yoga and kombucha all weekend up there. I’m serious.

When we remove agency,
free will looks like rebellion.

gonna cash out my Social security payments in one lump sum by selling it to J.G. Wentworth, and let them chase down Elon for it. Hack the system y’all.

Ironic that musk took over the SS funds… It used to stand for social security.

Was gonna drive around today, but heard there was ICE spotted in Loveland and foco today. Should I get the Waze app to report ICE being spotted on the roadways?

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