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Mom, Artist, Drone Crone, Gamer, Weirdo Witch, Chaos-bringer, Aspiring Shieldmaiden. She/Her. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ The daughter my mother couldn't burn. Toronto, Canada https://linktr.ee/michellevynessa

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Latest posts by eldestscrolls.bsky.social on Bluesky

I got to tell a man to relax this morning. It was exquisite.

07.10.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the thing about social media is that like a lot of successful technological developments it sort of disseminates its own myth -- these myths are I think always (avoid saying "always" without numbers to back it up tho) progress fables rich with notions of inevitability

07.10.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

WAFFLES!!

06.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
West Wing - Bartlet & the Bible
YouTube video by Kubr1ck West Wing - Bartlet & the Bible

This clip always comes to mind when people insist the Bible is fact

youtu.be/3CPjWd4MUXs?...

06.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boobs are hot enough on their own!

06.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was it at least a reasonable temperature?

06.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never watched a single episode of Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, or Dexter.

05.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would need a lot more than 15 years of seeing the govs actually treat their *entire* populations well, first. A lot more than 15 years.

05.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2030 isn't that far away. Probably no coincidence fash govs are going extra hard right now to prevent anything close to that from becoming reality.

05.10.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair. Fuck that guy.

05.10.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woah, don't drag Canada into this!

05.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yuuuuup. πŸ₯²

05.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't that almost like dividing the universe by zero? 😐

04.10.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People in Toronto have been trying to tell everyone how corrupt he is for years, before he even took over his brother's mayoral race.

03.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely having a very normal time. Wow.

03.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention to original post that started this off *was* about improving bsky.

02.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trans people: Can we please have some safeguards to protect us from harassment, attacks, and doxxing from transphobes?

BS: WAFFLES!! LOLS

02.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Becoming?

02.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I sometimes look back on my Before Times, and wow, you are not wrong at all.

02.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This would have been a much better response than the horrendously tone deaf "WAFFLES" 'joke' when someone asked a safety feature, in the form of the removal of a notorious transphobe. People want to feel safe on your platform, laughing at their very reasonable fear doesn't instill much confidence.

02.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

private mode confirmed

02.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They spell so many things in unusual manners.

01.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America, a super duper free place.

01.10.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@loudladybug.bsky.social 🦝🦝🦝

01.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, Chicago. Well known for its many land borders with other countries where Border Patrol would need to patrol.

Also, just an aside, if you have to put that much effort into telling people you're the 'Good Guys' maybe you're not as good as you think you are.

01.10.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself using only one book, one film, and one band or artist that you love:

The Lord of the Rings
The Princess Bride
The Cure

This post brought to you by the letter 'The'

01.10.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Observations from Montreal An ever-changing collection of commentary and observations by Montrealers or about Montreal politics and culture.

β€œCanadian media: Stop normalizing Trump’s propaganda. There’s no diplomacy when it comes to the American president. You have a public responsibility to report with extreme prejudice β€” and discussing the ravings of a madman isn’t journalism.” @taylornoakes.com

30.09.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

They probably forgot around the same time they stopped looking up from their phones.

30.09.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bunch of fireworks are going off in the dark Alt: a bunch of fireworks are going off in the dark

Happy Goblin Day!

30.09.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The incredible hypocrisy of Charlie Kirk's fans and defenders celebrating censorship The incredible hypocrisy of Charlie Kirk fans and defenders celebrating censorship: a response to the events of the past week.

β€œCharlie Kirk was homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic and racist. He wasn’t a free speech warrior. He was a shitty person with a megaphone whose hatred appeals to conservatives.

β€œIn a free society, journalists expose the truth β€” something Charlie Kirk’s fans and defenders couldn’t care less about.”

29.09.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

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