Mall Walker

Bloody Undercarriage

Trust Nothing

Moving forward, everything is AI generated until proven otherwise

Matthew Boyd was hot tonight. He deserved to have the opportunity to get out of jam

Dog Bark O’Clock can happen at any time of the day

Some people know me as Whipped Cream Eddie

if they’re gonna treat this like a WWE event then someone really should’ve whacked him with a folding chair

I’m letting this one bother me a lot. When it shouldn’t? The irony is not lost one me. And, I would never wish any harm upon any one. Gabby and Mark summed it up best IMO. I don’t know. We’re fucked in this world. But, most of us already knew that

My current favorite pastime is getting my ass kicked by the desert a couple times a week

I thought I heard Westside Gunn say ‘Gold Neck Fernet’ and I liked that better

No matter the level, I always get chills walking into a baseball game. And, as such, I am thrilled for this winter and Tucson’s first season in LAMP

Just a few dashes of fish sauce is all you need baby

Oh lord, brioche was a bad choice

Too busy at work to know Gavin was on a no-no bid until the bottom of the 8th. My coworker pulled up the SNY broadcast on his phone. The nod to his performance by not cutting to commercial between the top/bottom of the 9th was great. Not to mention the ovation from the Mets fans as he exited

If this time of keeping weight off of my ailing knee has done anything for me, it’s the reminder that Baldur’s Gate 3 is an incredible experience

Did anyone like Eddington?

High baseball intelligence with high charisma. He took the first series off after the break due to a wrist injury. Then went 2-3 with 3 walks today.

Kwan is not a generational talent nor a superstar. But he is a consistently excellent ball player. A great guy in the dugout and fun to watch. Baseball is a business and I won’t throw my arms up is disgust. But dammit I will be very disappointed if The Guards don’t keep him around for the long term.

Someone at The Red Garter played a string of Deftones songs. HR Derby, tequila, Deftones. I’m OK right now

I’ve always appreciated the heel. And part of me wanted to see Jazz win this whole thing. But, also, a single digit total brings me joy

I’m sorry, but no one likes you Byron Buxton

Patton Oswald’s twin brother is here at the The Broadway with his wife

I was driving westbound as crews were on the scene. Between the smoke, gooseneckers, and dozens of drivers crossing over the highway to turn around, it was very chaotic and dangerous.

Strong desire to be on a beach this morning. Would prefer a mid-atlantic, tbh. Dewey comes to mind specifically. I’m sure there are better.

If it weren’t for this slowly worsening astigmatism, I’d drive around Tucson on warm nights listening to Deftones with the windows down multiples times a month

I’m just tuning in to see Des pace Stringbean

I immediately started reading this to the tune of ‘Raid’ off Madvillainy

The inside of my car smells like Jennifer the Vascade rep we had in our lab for a little while