Kyle Robots

I assume your mom's out drinking?

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

Portland is so good at trolling these fascists.

I ❤️ Portland

Disregard waifu, acquire yen

Get in, losers. We're going beyond the time

My new dog Gonzo has been an adorable distraction from the state of the world. He's a 3 year old (approximately) rescue beagle. His older sister, my 10 year old beagle, chased him and he jumped behind me here

A woman with pale skin a greenish tint and green embellishment on her eyelids and lips. She has a short orange-ginger bob haircut and all she's apparently wearing is a heavy necklace chain suspending a large rough-cut green gem in a silvery metal setting. She's holding a heavy-looking leather and metal-bound tome open in one hand at chest height and seems to be pointing out a text with the finger of the other hand. Magical green letters of an unpronounceable language are floating up from the pages of the book, connected to each other and to the necklace gem by rough edged bubbles and umbilici. Her body below where it is occluded by the book shows the progress of the spell being invoked, as she transforms into a writhing mass of warped parts of hideous sea monsters: tentacles, teeth, spikes, claws, grasping mouths, and dead blue unblinking eyes. If you read this far you must agree with me that it is cool and gross.

Reading is Fhtagnmental

My Five Guys is better, but we're in Nebraska, our beef is like right here. So fresh and cheap since it has no shipping

A couple different statues and Gundam models or gunpla I have done. I'm on a bit of a Gundam kick ATM but intend to get back into 3D printed statues

Could be my OC Hylda, who's straight for tentacles

A Calamity Gundam painted blue, with the wings of the Freedom Gundam stretched behind it. It also has given the freedom's hip guns, beam rifle, and shield

Combined the Freedom and Calamity Gundams with minimal modification. Had to saw the pack a little for the Wing pack from the Freedom to plug in. All based on the Calamity Gundam getting Sword and Aile variants like the Strike Gundam, so I went 'Freedom Variant!'

look at my trouble consultants dawg💔😩

Accurate

A simple arm swap did the trick for the kitbash. The head is actually from a fancy pod, with the Shenlong head v modded and glued on. Wufei would be an Old Type, but highly trained since birth to be a pilot. His colony wouldn't be in Side 3, but would have joined forces with them for independence.

A Gyan as the Shenlong for its high-performance melee capabilities. There's really not a weapon in the US timeline that's a good match for the extending dragon arm, so I ended up kitbashing them together. It actually works fairly well. Plot stuff in the alt text.

Would be a good name for a YouTube series having sex workers do plays. Regular, sfw versions of the plays

Hell yeah Dokuro Zaku!

The Zaku was modded and used a spare burning Gundam head v to replicate the one from Sandrock. Quatre would practically be a Zabi in the Wing in UC timeline. He'd have a prototype unit of his choice.

A back view of the Sandrock Zaku, with a machine gun on its waist.

A desert type Zaku with a zaku cannon shield. It is a stand in for the Maganac Corp that protected Quatre, the symbol on its chest being zeon royal guard. The Corp had axes already so I gave him one, and a missile launcher for more firepower

Only bad part about this kit is it uses the ancient HGUC zaku as a base, but it does work to make it look more heavily armored

The Sandrock equivalent is a Zaku Dom Prototype. Used gouf swords instead of the Shotel, the shield is from the hgac kit, and the shoulders are from the ancient ng. The Maganac Zaku is a desert type 3d print conversion with mods too.

I read an account of Stephen Miller's youth; he was traumatized when his family moved from affluent Santa Monica to a more Latino neighborhood. He felt like a stranger and was picked on. He had a Latina crush who rejected him. We seem to be living his shitty adolescent revenge psychodrama.

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

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A Zaku painted black with a skeleton painted on it, aiming with a double barrel bazooka in one hand, and a machine gun in the other.

A view of the same kit, with a heat hawk ax on its hip.

A close up of the double barrel bazooka, 3d printed by Project V, it does need two bazookas for parts. Added extra clips to the shield

Dokuro Zaku II here, emulating the look with as much freehand painting I felt like doing. Some artistic interpretation on my part too. Got the 3D printed double barrel bazooka kit and had to give it to him.

A front view of the Mudrock Gundam. It has a very dark blue called 'deep sea blue' that I can't find anymore. The only real change I did was painting the feet blue too.

A side view showing the shield and leg thrusters

The Mudrock fighting the Midnight Fenrir squad

Debuting in Zeonic Front was the Mudrock. Piloted by lt Agar, you face him a couple times and waste it. Still love the design and had to get it. This was the first P-Bandai kit I ever got, and even then it was second hand.

Did love this red on the kampfer. The shield is white, with the center red, and a yellow zeon symbol. Trowa would be a talented old type in this setting.

The antiship rifle is my idea, for the whole 'heavy arms' part of it, making it a longer range threat.

An Amazing Kampfer with a few mods for the AU Heavyarms. Built out the chest with a shoulder pauldron from a barbatos. Used parts from a gouf custom, origin gm, and an antiship rifle from an origin zaku.

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