thaddeus x machina

the shark biting a mans dick graffiti from after hours but the man is saying “damn shawty ok!”

t is the best meme i ever made

my dumb ass dressed as jeff of life in hell’s akbar and jeff

halloween 2025. jeff

also, my cats were violently fighting for two days

i think my best friend is breaking up with me because of the stupidest argument ever. i’m sad and hurt an guilty, and i definitely said something stupid that i shouldn’t have, but i can’t concede that $40,000 isn’t a small budget for a movie

It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? Charles Bukowski, Factotum

i remember reading this at 19, around the time 401ks became a thing, and realizing i was fucked

a black cat is looking intently at the camera. behind her, another black cat, in profile, is looking through a black metal screen door at a vibrant green lawn

these broads are my life

salud!

left handed libras unite

takashi miike’s west side story

a thing about me is i still cook food in the same pots i learned to cook food in

if i was atsu i would for sure move into that haunted estate

Six Days on the Road

spotify.link/8sZ7D4lOMXb

doing a costume only for the real ones this year

horror *

you could probably make a great horr movie based on songs from townes van zandt live at the old quarter

putting on the minutemen to play string toy with your cats is one of life’s great joys, if you’re into that sorta thing

some girls just asked me if i knew how to parallel park, which apart from being very funny if you know me, strik me as a kinda weird thing to ask a stranger

cat climbing a security gate x3

this fucker

i will go to the grave saying that gee officer krupke is the first and maybe best punk song ever

still kinda looks like an i just learned my husband died at sea face, but this time she’s okay with it

crescent rolls are just a brand name from pilsbury. we mostly call them croissants but like crussaunt

every time someone says teamwork i say “yeah, my teamwork”

ow my eye! i’m not supposed to get pudding in it!

a man is holding a woman in his arms while the sun is setting behind them . Alt: leatherface dancing with his chainsaw

iirc i was spinning around with my lunchbox leatherface style

4 was probably the most impactful
me:(doing something weird on the school playground)
classmate: you’re weird
me: i’m weird?
i’m weird.
I’M WEEEEIRD!!!

my parents divorce
being hit by a car
being hit by a bat
being called weird, and realizing it was true and good
monkees reruns on mtv

divorced nosferatu looking ass bitch

this is kinda the vibe i’m referencing btw

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in the best world, when i die everyone will be like “he’s the guy that got me into rockers (1978)”

feeling myself with my new @artofcoop.bsky.social shirt